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msfledermaus...The Maus in the yellow hat was still busily scolding her bewinged Sock Monkey, who chooses now to be named Schultz. (Schultz? OOg...)
Schultz just kept his peaceful smile on his little knitted face...and he watched the skies behind his cross benefactress as it filled with glittering shapes, and strange hooting noises.
Ms Mausi, tired of lecturing a critter with THAT LOOK on her face, sighed and turned around to watch the moon rise over the condos that inhabited the view outside her window. Her eyes widened in disbelief and shock. She had time for just one scream as the Armada of Close-Knit Winged Footwear-Beasts
broke through the window, grabbed arms and legs with mitts and prehensile tails and dragged her out the window into the starless night....
MISSING MAUS ALERT
Various sightings around the country by hundred of witnesses showed an abduction of a lady last night by a fleet of...*rustle rustle* sock monkeys. Lock all your doors and windows!!! Do NOT let children play outdoors unattended!!! Watch your skies!!!!
And the screeching Maus is carried onward to...where? Where would a bevy of sock-critters take their struggling abductee?
New york? Wayne Manor? Vegas? Hawaii? (don't you wish...)
Tune in tomorrow!!! (Though I might be busy...Muahahaha! In which case Wednesday it is, sweet simian lovers!)
Schultz just kept his peaceful smile on his little knitted face...and he watched the skies behind his cross benefactress as it filled with glittering shapes, and strange hooting noises.
Ms Mausi, tired of lecturing a critter with THAT LOOK on her face, sighed and turned around to watch the moon rise over the condos that inhabited the view outside her window. Her eyes widened in disbelief and shock. She had time for just one scream as the Armada of Close-Knit Winged Footwear-Beasts
broke through the window, grabbed arms and legs with mitts and prehensile tails and dragged her out the window into the starless night....
MISSING MAUS ALERT
Various sightings around the country by hundred of witnesses showed an abduction of a lady last night by a fleet of...*rustle rustle* sock monkeys. Lock all your doors and windows!!! Do NOT let children play outdoors unattended!!! Watch your skies!!!!
And the screeching Maus is carried onward to...where? Where would a bevy of sock-critters take their struggling abductee?
New york? Wayne Manor? Vegas? Hawaii? (don't you wish...)
Tune in tomorrow!!! (Though I might be busy...Muahahaha! In which case Wednesday it is, sweet simian lovers!)
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Minneapolis to orbital mind control
Date: 2002-10-14 07:33 pm (UTC)The Maus fans of Minneapolis are not about to give up our Maus willingly!
Get those kittens some catnip and send them on sock monkey retrieval missions!
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