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ANOTHER VICTIM CLAIMED IN FLYING-SIMIAN ABDUCTION!!!

Amphigorey13 has just been reported by witnesses to have been taken from her residence this evening by a troupe of "Heavily glittered sock-monkeys wearing little fezzes and shiny wings." It has not been proven that they are armed, but please treat any groups of flying monkeys with extreme caution...

Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-21 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*there is a low knocking heard at your door, suspiciouly at knee-height*

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-21 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
*looking out the peephole and not seeing anyone*

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-21 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*knock knock knock*

"Candygraaam!"
*Muffled giggling*

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-21 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
MMmm!! Candy! I love candy!

Come on in...ARRRGGGHHHH
FLYING MONKEYS!!!!

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-21 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*The Flying Monkeys theme song blares as you are dragged through the sky by a gaggle of monkeys...one of them carrying a boom-box with the volume turned up...*

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-22 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Heard as the flock of monkeys fade away with Cyn:

"So which one of you has my candy?"

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-22 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*One of the monkeys gets out the Kidneapee Pacifier Kit...which is a big bar of Godiva's chocolate......*

*Hey, they're my monkeys, they picked up my candy tastes!*

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-22 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmm....*munch munch*

Hey! I can see Minneapolis from up here...

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-22 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*the monkeys wave to another group coming up from Milwaukee carrying...It can't be!"

Oh nooo...THEY GOT FREEKEE!!!!

Re: Knock knock...

Date: 2002-10-22 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*the monkeys nudge Freeke and point to you waving at him*

Date: 2002-10-22 03:07 am (UTC)

Re:

Date: 2002-10-22 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Isn't it just awful?

*knock knock*

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