LJ News--THIS JUST IN!!!
Oct. 21st, 2002 07:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausSECOND MONKEY ABDUCTION VICIM NOW JOINED BY A THIRD.
As frantic family members and friends wait for news about MsFledermaus and Amphigorey13, the news of yet another abduction has come to this newsroom...
Ms Ruby Slippers of Minneapolis has allegedly been abducted from her home at the dinner hour by "The tiniest gang I ever saw in the Hood, yo" as told by a local witness.
As the abductions begin to mount, people are cautioned not to open their doors to strange knockings or the sounds of little woolen feet, no matter what they tell you....
As frantic family members and friends wait for news about MsFledermaus and Amphigorey13, the news of yet another abduction has come to this newsroom...
Ms Ruby Slippers of Minneapolis has allegedly been abducted from her home at the dinner hour by "The tiniest gang I ever saw in the Hood, yo" as told by a local witness.
As the abductions begin to mount, people are cautioned not to open their doors to strange knockings or the sounds of little woolen feet, no matter what they tell you....
