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msfledermaus....As Authorities were starting to relax and think the worst was over, rumors of a new abduction surfaced--Dublos if Minneapolis was reported missing this evening. His neighbors claim that the "Little flying bastards dragged him away without so much as a Please or thank-you! They tracked glitter all over the hallway!!!"
He is sorely missed by his two cats....
Attempts to track the assailants, as with the other abductions, are now in progress, but have been expected to be difficult since the monkeys fly under radar and the glitter gets into the windshields of small aircraft....
He is sorely missed by his two cats....
Attempts to track the assailants, as with the other abductions, are now in progress, but have been expected to be difficult since the monkeys fly under radar and the glitter gets into the windshields of small aircraft....
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Date: 2002-10-21 07:32 pm (UTC)*the front door creaks open*
Date: 2002-10-21 07:51 pm (UTC)The deleriously chewable naughty toys....
The shiny draggable rabbit-kickable toys...
The Toys that Must Be Played With!!!!
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Date: 2002-10-21 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-22 03:09 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-22 05:52 am (UTC)*There is more knocking outside your door...as if by muffled little paws*
"Candygraaam!!!"
*mutter mutter*
"I mean, ummmm....Superball Salesman!"
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Date: 2002-10-22 06:00 am (UTC)Meanwhile, the blandishments of the monkeys are getting more creative...
"Umm....vodka martini?"
*wobble*
"25 dollar gift certificate for Dick Blick Art Supplies?"
*there is the sound of monkeys fighting over laced caramel corn...*
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Date: 2002-10-22 09:36 am (UTC)*opens door*
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Date: 2002-10-22 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-22 02:57 pm (UTC)OooooOOoOo.....
*realizes that she is flying*
Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2002-10-22 02:58 pm (UTC)Ookoookook!!!
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Date: 2002-10-22 03:03 pm (UTC)*takes a deep breath*
*calms down the best that she can*
Where...where...where are you taking me????
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Date: 2002-10-22 06:07 pm (UTC)*flippity flappity flip flap*
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Date: 2002-10-23 03:07 am (UTC)*reaches into her pocket pulling out another superball*
*raises one menacingly*
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE TAKING ME!!!!!
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Date: 2002-10-23 05:46 am (UTC)*Monkey giggles*
Quit wiggling, it's hard to flap when you wiggle!
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Date: 2002-10-23 10:00 am (UTC)"Where are we going?!??!"
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Date: 2002-10-23 05:17 pm (UTC)"if we told you it wouldn't be a seecret, would it? Would it help to know there's pizza when we get there?"
"hey, quit pegging me!!! Owwww!"
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Date: 2002-10-23 05:42 pm (UTC)*eyes them suspciously and threatening to hit them with another superball*
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Date: 2002-10-24 05:56 am (UTC)Dangit, you're too good with those!!!
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Date: 2002-10-24 09:13 am (UTC)Or I'll hit you with one of these again!!!
*weilds the superball*
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Date: 2002-10-25 06:00 am (UTC)*the monkeys wrap you in duct tape while you wiggle and kick...they do a messy, messy job....*
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Date: 2002-10-25 09:45 am (UTC)My Ally-kitty! Please don't take her away from me! Whatever the ransom is, I'll pay it, just don't hurt my kitty! (*cries piteously*)
(*ponders*: why didn't the R.A.K. use her super-powers to escape? and why didn't -I- ever think of duct tape? hmmm....)
(*resumes wailing and cradling a forlorn stray superball*)
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Date: 2002-10-25 10:07 am (UTC)Wait a minute here!!!!
*wigglewigglewiggle*
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Date: 2002-10-25 02:32 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-25 02:34 pm (UTC)You don't want to be separated, huh? Okay!!!
*Monkeys come and abduct you as well*
Don't be afraid, you won't come to harm, but there will be glitter involved:)
*Monkeys fly faster to catch up with Andrianna*
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Date: 2002-10-25 02:53 pm (UTC)um....
EEP!!!!!
oh, uh...
Glitter? :)?
*falls soundly asleep* (too much for my poor little head to deal with all at once....)
(*groggily*) "Are we there yet, monkey?"
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Date: 2002-10-25 03:03 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-25 04:59 pm (UTC)"Look behind you, Ma'am!"
*there is a waving form stuck in a butterfly net coming up quickly from behind...*
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Date: 2002-10-25 05:03 pm (UTC)Oop Oop!
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Date: 2002-10-25 05:05 pm (UTC)*shouts, "Sweetie... is that you???"*
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Date: 2002-10-26 04:32 pm (UTC)"peep."
Hmmmm....
Offers monkey a muffin, just to see what'll happen.
*yawn*
I'm glad I'm on holiday this week! :)
(*sings tunelessly while still waving frantically at the pretty lady*)
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(hi mausi!)
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Date: 2002-10-27 01:59 pm (UTC)Hi yerself:) How's things?
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Date: 2002-10-29 11:41 am (UTC)(Note to self: bake muffins for monkeys)
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Date: 2002-10-29 04:11 pm (UTC)Muffins!!! Didja bring enough for everyone, sir?
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Date: 2002-10-30 11:09 am (UTC)