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....As Authorities were starting to relax and think the worst was over, rumors of a new abduction surfaced--Dublos if Minneapolis was reported missing this evening. His neighbors claim that the "Little flying bastards dragged him away without so much as a Please or thank-you! They tracked glitter all over the hallway!!!"
He is sorely missed by his two cats....

Attempts to track the assailants, as with the other abductions, are now in progress, but have been expected to be difficult since the monkeys fly under radar and the glitter gets into the windshields of small aircraft....

Date: 2002-10-21 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dublos.livejournal.com
Maarrrouw!?!?

*the front door creaks open*

Date: 2002-10-21 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
...and there is an enticing track of glitter upon the floor....which is now associated with the Toys who took your particular BELOVED HUMAN WITH THE FOOD...

The deleriously chewable naughty toys....
The shiny draggable rabbit-kickable toys...

The Toys that Must Be Played With!!!!

Date: 2002-10-21 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
hello, 9-11? the flying sock monkey abducters are outside my door right now! i don't know how long the caramel corn i tossed out the mail slot will keep them occupied. i soaked it in nyquil. maybe that will slow them down or at least keep them from flying...

Re:

Date: 2002-10-22 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"Sir, keep your doors locked and stay away from the windows, we''l be there after we deal with some other sock-monkey emergencies."

Meanwhile, the blandishments of the monkeys are getting more creative...

"Umm....vodka martini?"
*wobble*
"25 dollar gift certificate for Dick Blick Art Supplies?"

*there is the sound of monkeys fighting over laced caramel corn...*

Date: 2002-10-22 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*thinks to herself, "I must be safe... all the abductions have been in the mid-west"*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-22 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
But not for long!!!

*There is more knocking outside your door...as if by muffled little paws*

"Candygraaam!!!"
*mutter mutter*
"I mean, ummmm....Superball Salesman!"

Date: 2002-10-22 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
Oh.... Superballs!!!

*opens door*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-22 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*There is the howling whooping mass of monkeys, which scoops you up, hands you a shiny superball and hurtles you through the sky, howing their triumphant monkey-howls...*

Date: 2002-10-22 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*eyes the shiny superball with glee*
OooooOOoOo.....
*realizes that she is flying*
Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re:

Date: 2002-10-22 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*flappitty flappity flap flap flap flap*

Ookoookook!!!

Date: 2002-10-22 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
AAAaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
*takes a deep breath*
*calms down the best that she can*

Where...where...where are you taking me????

Re:

Date: 2002-10-22 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"It's a suprise!!! You're a present for the Mausi!!! Whoooop!! Ookook!!!
*flippity flappity flip flap*

Date: 2002-10-23 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*quickly looks down at the super ball in hand*
*reaches into her pocket pulling out another superball*
*raises one menacingly*

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE TAKING ME!!!!!

Re:

Date: 2002-10-23 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"sorry, ma'am, you'll know when we get there, alright? I'ts in Jersey, though, the homeland of the mighty Milk and cheese!"

*Monkey giggles*

Quit wiggling, it's hard to flap when you wiggle!

Date: 2002-10-23 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*pegs one of the monkeys that isn't holding onto me with a superball*

"Where are we going?!??!"

Re:

Date: 2002-10-23 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
OW!

"if we told you it wouldn't be a seecret, would it? Would it help to know there's pizza when we get there?"

"hey, quit pegging me!!! Owwww!"

Date: 2002-10-23 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
"What kind of pizza?"

*eyes them suspciously and threatening to hit them with another superball*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-24 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"Depends on what pizza guys we run into tonight..."

Dangit, you're too good with those!!!

Date: 2002-10-24 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
It better be GOOD PIZZA....

Or I'll hit you with one of these again!!!

*weilds the superball*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-25 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"Brat! It's the Duct Tape for you, missy!"
*the monkeys wrap you in duct tape while you wiggle and kick...they do a messy, messy job....*

Date: 2002-10-25 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panmodal.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My Ally-kitty! Please don't take her away from me! Whatever the ransom is, I'll pay it, just don't hurt my kitty! (*cries piteously*)

(*ponders*: why didn't the R.A.K. use her super-powers to escape? and why didn't -I- ever think of duct tape? hmmm....)

(*resumes wailing and cradling a forlorn stray superball*)

=PM

Re:

Date: 2002-10-25 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Hmmmm...
You don't want to be separated, huh? Okay!!!
*Monkeys come and abduct you as well*
Don't be afraid, you won't come to harm, but there will be glitter involved:)

*Monkeys fly faster to catch up with Andrianna*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-25 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panmodal.livejournal.com
ACK!!!!!

um....

EEP!!!!!

oh, uh...

Glitter? :)?

*falls soundly asleep* (too much for my poor little head to deal with all at once....)

(*groggily*) "Are we there yet, monkey?"

=PM

Re:

Date: 2002-10-25 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"Not yet! Have a marshmallow peep and wave at the pretty lady, willya? then maybe she'll stop bonking me with that damn superball!"

Oop Oop!

Re:

Date: 2002-10-26 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panmodal.livejournal.com
(*waves at pretty lady and eats a peep*)

"peep."

Hmmmm....

Offers monkey a muffin, just to see what'll happen.

*yawn*

I'm glad I'm on holiday this week! :)

(*sings tunelessly while still waving frantically at the pretty lady*)

=PM
(hi mausi!)

Re:

Date: 2002-10-27 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Monkey sniffs muffin, grins, and then gets into fight with other monkeys who want a muffin too*

Hi yerself:) How's things?

Re:

Date: 2002-10-29 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panmodal.livejournal.com
Things're shakin'. You?

(Note to self: bake muffins for monkeys)

=PM

Re:

Date: 2002-10-29 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Strange, very strange. It's still politcally tense here in Mn. I'm enjoying my vacation, but having to fight just being online all the time.*grins* But otherwise okay:)

Muffins!!! Didja bring enough for everyone, sir?

Date: 2002-10-30 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*waves back the best she can while wrapped in duct tape*

Date: 2002-10-25 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
OOooOO.... Duct Tape!!!!

Wait a minute here!!!!

*wigglewigglewiggle*

Date: 2002-10-25 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*thinks "Oh... how I miss my PanModal!!! Oh woe... woe... Wonder what he would think of all this duct tape??"*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-25 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Monkey pokes you in the side*
"Look behind you, Ma'am!"

*there is a waving form stuck in a butterfly net coming up quickly from behind...*

Date: 2002-10-25 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*looks back and sees said swinging form in a butterfly net*

*shouts, "Sweetie... is that you???"*

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