Maniacal Monkey-Schtuff....
Oct. 28th, 2002 06:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus...Various kitties belonging to various abducted-by-monkeys-LJer's haven't been fed for Quite Some Time...
And one kitten in particular misses her favorite chew-toy.
One by one they congregate together as they head to the Northeast, following the Tiny Kitten.
Heinlein once said about a cat that could walk through walls that it was possible "because no one told him not to..."
When was the last time you told your cat not to walk through a wall?
And so it was.....
Meanwhile, our tragic band of hog-tied heroes are in sight of one Very Angry Maus, reading the Riot Act to one particular Sock Monkey. Not even the wonderful smell of pizza from the stacked tables to one side can distract them from their glee at finding their long-lost friend...or can it?
Okay, probably not for long...
*MMf!* *chew chew chew chew chew*
"No reallyth, we're really very glad to see youf"
"Now can you get the stupith monkeys to--Hey, watch it with the cattleprod, you Monkey!!! AAAIGH!"
"I've been trying to talk sense into these guys," Said the Maus. "But you know, they're really not that bright. It's really hard to get anything into their fluffly little heads!"
As she says this, several monkeys go running past carrying a small microwave, several marshmallow peeps and some cheeze-whiz.
"I mean, do you know how hard it is to keep their attention for more than a few minutes unless they think it's really funny?"
*KABOOOOM!*
More monkeys run past, covered in exploded peeps and melted Cheese-Whiz.
"You see the problem...and they're hard to catch, too!!! Even with the long butterfly nets? What am I gonna dooooo?!?!?"
Meanwhile, the footfalls of many, many cats come closer.
closer
closer than that, even.....
And one kitten in particular misses her favorite chew-toy.
One by one they congregate together as they head to the Northeast, following the Tiny Kitten.
Heinlein once said about a cat that could walk through walls that it was possible "because no one told him not to..."
When was the last time you told your cat not to walk through a wall?
And so it was.....
Meanwhile, our tragic band of hog-tied heroes are in sight of one Very Angry Maus, reading the Riot Act to one particular Sock Monkey. Not even the wonderful smell of pizza from the stacked tables to one side can distract them from their glee at finding their long-lost friend...or can it?
Okay, probably not for long...
*MMf!* *chew chew chew chew chew*
"No reallyth, we're really very glad to see youf"
"Now can you get the stupith monkeys to--Hey, watch it with the cattleprod, you Monkey!!! AAAIGH!"
"I've been trying to talk sense into these guys," Said the Maus. "But you know, they're really not that bright. It's really hard to get anything into their fluffly little heads!"
As she says this, several monkeys go running past carrying a small microwave, several marshmallow peeps and some cheeze-whiz.
"I mean, do you know how hard it is to keep their attention for more than a few minutes unless they think it's really funny?"
*KABOOOOM!*
More monkeys run past, covered in exploded peeps and melted Cheese-Whiz.
"You see the problem...and they're hard to catch, too!!! Even with the long butterfly nets? What am I gonna dooooo?!?!?"
Meanwhile, the footfalls of many, many cats come closer.
closer
closer than that, even.....
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:05 pm (UTC)*tail twitching from side to side*
RRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRrr
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:22 pm (UTC)I dooo believe I hear...Purring?!?!?
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:07 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-28 05:20 pm (UTC)*distracts Schultz by pulling his tail and spraying cheese-whiz on him*
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:39 pm (UTC)*sprays more cheese-Whiz*
Date: 2002-10-28 05:52 pm (UTC)(Where are they GETTING all this Cheeze-Whiz? Is Kraft subsidizing da Monkeys? What an evil thought!)
Re: *sprays more cheese-Whiz*
Date: 2002-10-28 06:02 pm (UTC)(ok, so I was a real Macgyver fan growing up and carry too many things the might come in handy if I had to escape from unattentive captors. :-) )
Re: *sprays more cheese-Whiz*
Date: 2002-10-28 07:07 pm (UTC)yep yep, we certainly have the inattentive guards right here...
*kicks over more cattleprods*
Date: 2002-10-28 05:55 pm (UTC)*starts chucking marshmallow peeps with furious aim at various monkeys*
Re: *kicks over more cattleprods*
Date: 2002-10-28 06:35 pm (UTC)Ok, nobody try and use a cattleprod on anyone.
Hey.. does anyone here a cat? I swear I hear Adam trying to echo locate for dad.
Re: *kicks over more cattleprods*
Date: 2002-10-28 07:01 pm (UTC)D'ohhhhhhh...
Hey, wait--i did hear purring, dammit!
Echo Location..
Date: 2002-10-28 07:04 pm (UTC)*Tail swishing back and forth*
*Crouch.. butt wiggles*
Re: Echo Location..
Date: 2002-10-28 07:18 pm (UTC)*turns to look at the funny noise*
Re: Echo Location..
Date: 2002-10-28 07:21 pm (UTC)TOYS!!!!
Re: Echo Location..
Date: 2002-10-29 09:20 am (UTC)DUCK AND COVERRRR!
*Hits the ground and covers her head*
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-28 06:55 pm (UTC)>:-D
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Date: 2002-10-28 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-10-28 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-29 06:15 am (UTC)we could do this film... old skool style!!
hehehehehehe.
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Date: 2002-10-29 09:18 am (UTC)this could be really funny! We could do really sshort short of people screaming and running away from the flying monkeys, "Birds" style.
Woohaahaa!
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Date: 2002-10-29 09:42 am (UTC)and we can make cardboard cut-outs with moveable arms for some of the monkeys in the distance, only use the real sockmonkeys for close-ups.
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Date: 2002-10-29 10:08 am (UTC)And we can splice in music from the Wizard of Oz or something:)
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Date: 2002-10-29 10:17 am (UTC)"follow the yellow brick road..."
Spankin' Ruby Productions presents
A Fledermaus Haus film...
"Night of the Flying Sock Monkeys!!"
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Date: 2002-10-29 10:29 am (UTC)"gee, it suuure is spooky in these woods all alone...I sure hope no flying sock monkeys are after meee..."
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Date: 2002-10-29 11:36 am (UTC)"i'm... afraid... i'm really afraid... the stuffing, my god...."
*camera falls a bit*
*screams and oooks fill the auditorium, the camera still only looking at forest floor...*
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Date: 2002-10-29 04:13 pm (UTC)heehee..i have a copy of Blair Witch, even!
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Date: 2002-10-29 09:43 am (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2002-10-29 11:07 am (UTC)