Kittens! Monkeys! Peeps on FIRE!

[msfledermaus]

...Andrianna and Panmodal have been fighting bravely, somehow managing to throw off duct-tape and sticky peeps in their hair as the Sock-Monkey vs hungry Kitties battle rages on. Andrianna lit a peep on fire, and cornered many monkeys with the searing, flaming peep. Fire and Cats--the Sock Monkey's worst enemies. The gibbering was loud and huge...

The monkeys at first tried to fly away from the yowling, playfully batting felines, but were grounded one by one by the combination of hurling peeps from the angry Lj-Mob and the lunges of the more areodynamic cats. Their wings gummed with cheese-whiz, many of them tried herding the cats into a corner with the cattleprods they had used on their captive audience...with unhappy results...

*ZHAAK ZKAAAK!*
"Owwwwww!!!!"
Many a sock-monkey danced by with it's tail on fire and a singed hat as the fight wore on...more moneys were trapped in butterfly nets, some were tied into little square-knots, and others were being sat upon by Escher, the Humongo-Kitty.

But Schultz still attempted to keep some kind of order in the smoky, marshmallow-singed chaos...

Until--
*POUNCE!*

And the Tiny Kitten dragged him off to a corner to rabbit-kick him in the stomach and gnaw on his head.


Meanwhile, the sounds of a large truck comes closer and closer, even through the screams and hoots and popping-peep noises of battle...yes, even over the pizza-table being knocked over...WHO CAN IT BE?

Comments

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Some has to dry clean allll them monkeys, I think.

glad it's not me:)

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[wheelwhirled.livejournal.com]

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I have my OWN monkeys to tend to.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should hire a monkey-scrubbing service?

While they're at it, i wonder if they would do carpets?

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[wheelwhirled.livejournal.com]

Yes. I think there is one called Monkey Business(tm).

I understand they specialize in flinged poo and cheez disasters.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Puts them in rolodex*

I think I'm gonna bring them a *lot* of business..