I was gonna write more monkey stuff...

[msfledermaus]

...When I realized I have to run out and buy toilet paper, something I keep forgetting to buy over and over and over...

*Expletive deleted*

And I still have to get ready for Miss Ruby's B-Day festival, in which we're off to see the Amish Armada. I wish I could borrow Miss Virginia's "I heart Goats" flag for the occasion, but I'm sure I can improvise if necessary.

I had lunch with the usual Gang of suspects today---Ruby Slippers, Ben the neighbor,
Amphigorey13 and myself and Margaret, Ruby's really nice coworker. Everone around us at Chipotle was wearing tin foil on their heads. I thought at first it was to keep the aliens from reading their minds, but was told that people would be given free burritos if they dressed like one--this the tinfoil. Aww, shoot...There but for a minute of tinfoil-twisting goes I, with a free lunch:)

Alright, off for last-minute shopping, fixing a skirt really fast and a hot shower... and monkey story when I get back..should be much improved at 3 am after watching heavy-metal Amish guys and jumping up and down...

Comments

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Toilet paper on Halloween? Good luck. ;-)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it:P

Arrgh!

[phil99.livejournal.com]

Can you buy some for me too?

[stormy-brow.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to bring some with me when I come visit. It'll be my gift to you, as my gracious host. :)

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

What--toilet paper, tinfoil, or an "I heart Goats" pennant?

*Stocks up on all three*

You have to get your own Amish guys, though...

[phil99.livejournal.com]

TP is the main thing, kitchen foil I can provide (I'll wrap myself in it and post myself...)

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

don't forget to leave lots of airholes!

Hey, wasn't that an old Young Ones episode, when Alexi Sayle mails himself in his role as a South African Vampire?

*signs for suspiciously large package*

Now what could this possibly be?--Hey, it's wiggling!!!