Stolen from Corachaos...
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msfledermausSettle in keeds, got a story for ya...
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young INSANE PAINTER named CECIL. He was DANGEROUSLY SMOOTCH in the FUNNY forest when he met BIG SMEDLY, a run-away SANITATION ENGINEER from the GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS.
CECIL could see that BIG SMEDLY was hungry so he reached into his OIL DRUM and give him his FURRY LAMB KEBOB. BIG SMEDLY was thankful for CECIL's LAMB KEBOB, so he told CECIL a very SHINY story about Queen DORIS's daughter MAUDE. How her mother, the GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS, kept her locked away in a MOORISH TOWER protected by a gigantic LUNGFISH, because MAUDE was so BLUE.
CECIL POGOED. He vowed to BIG SMEDLY the SANITATION ENGINEER that he would save the BLUE MAUDE. He would RUN the LUNGFISH, and take MAUDE far away from her eveil mother, the GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS, and BOOGIES her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GLITTERY TSUMANI and BIG SMEDLY the SANITATION ENGINEER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LUNGFISH from his story. GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS FAINTED out from behind a GARLIC PRESS and struck CECIL dead. In the far off MOORISH TOWER you could hear a KABOOM!.
THE END.
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Date: 2002-11-07 06:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-07 10:15 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-07 11:05 am (UTC)You're gonna love this!
FAIRY TALE
DUBYA could see that FURRY SADDAM was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his NOISY TURKEY FRIES. FURRY SADDAM was thankful for DUBYA's TURKEY FRIES, so he told DUBYA a very BUBBLY story about Queen NANCY's daughter BETSY. How her mother, the WET Queen NANCY, kept her locked away in a OUTHOUSE protected by a gigantic MARMOSET, because BETSY was so HEAVY.
DUBYA SLAPPED. He vowed to FURRY SADDAM the PROCTOLOGIST that he would save the HEAVY BETSY. He would POKE the MARMOSET, and take BETSY far away from her eveil mother, the WET Queen NANCY, and KISS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HOT EARTHQUAKE and FURRY SADDAM the PROCTOLOGIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MARMOSET from his story. WET Queen NANCY PUSHED out from behind a CLUE STICK and struck DUBYA dead. In the far off OUTHOUSE you could hear a BOINK.
THE END.
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Re: You're gonna love this!
Date: 2002-11-07 02:25 pm (UTC)*Stifles giggles*
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Date: 2002-11-07 02:29 pm (UTC)Re: You're gonna love this!
Date: 2002-11-07 04:30 pm (UTC)Re: You're gonna love this!
Date: 2002-11-07 07:09 pm (UTC)*hefts the Mighty Midaeval Clue-Stick*
Muahahahaha!
He can't handle it
Date: 2002-11-08 04:42 am (UTC)Re: He can't handle it
Date: 2002-11-08 05:33 am (UTC)And can we PLEASE do something about that smug expression he's got going? He really does look like a Goodall chimp:P