msfledermaus | Stolen from Corachaos...

*Blows kisses*

Settle in keeds, got a story for ya...

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young INSANE PAINTER named CECIL. He was DANGEROUSLY SMOOTCH in the FUNNY forest when he met BIG SMEDLY, a run-away SANITATION ENGINEER from the GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS.

CECIL could see that BIG SMEDLY was hungry so he reached into his OIL DRUM and give him his FURRY LAMB KEBOB. BIG SMEDLY was thankful for CECIL's LAMB KEBOB, so he told CECIL a very SHINY story about Queen DORIS's daughter MAUDE. How her mother, the GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS, kept her locked away in a MOORISH TOWER protected by a gigantic LUNGFISH, because MAUDE was so BLUE.

CECIL POGOED. He vowed to BIG SMEDLY the SANITATION ENGINEER that he would save the BLUE MAUDE. He would RUN the LUNGFISH, and take MAUDE far away from her eveil mother, the GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS, and BOOGIES her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GLITTERY TSUMANI and BIG SMEDLY the SANITATION ENGINEER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LUNGFISH from his story. GLAMOUROUS Queen DORIS FAINTED out from behind a GARLIC PRESS and struck CECIL dead. In the far off MOORISH TOWER you could hear a KABOOM!.