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Yes I did...Neither fire nor flood or er, fire or office politics or butt-spraining could stop this Maus from sitting at home eating dinner and planning to sleep in very very late tomorrow.

I found the weirdest thing on the way home when I was buying milk. Bat-Peeps.

You heard me. Peeps in the shape of bats, with cocoa on them....

My sugary bretheren stalk the night, waiting to jump out and attempt to force themselves down your throat and into your stomach, giving you fluttery-bat-stomach bellyaches...dastardly, I tell ya!

Date: 2002-11-08 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheelwhirled.livejournal.com
HA! I have tasted the bat-peepiness.

I, as a rule, like to lick the choco-dust on them off before I totally get carried away and start shoving them into my mouth like a rabid squirrel.

*do not try this at home*

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Date: 2002-11-09 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Mmmmm, choco-dust!!!
*lick lick lick licklick*

Date: 2002-11-09 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com
Neither fire nor flood or er, fire or office politics or butt-spraining could stop this Maus from sitting at home eating dinner and planning to sleep in very very late tomorrow.

Ummmm... For those of us that came in late, "butt-spraining"?

You heard me. Peeps in the shape of bats, with cocoa on them....

Regular peeps are strange to begin with. Those just sound totally deranged.

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Date: 2002-11-09 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I picked up a box of copy paper wrong. It's really a pulled tendon in my left hip, but when it twinges it feels like a muscle in my butt. Veeerry embarrasing.

OOh, I must send people bat-peeps. It just has to happen. Muahahahaha!

Date: 2002-11-10 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com
It's really a pulled tendon in my left hip, but when it twinges it feels like a muscle in my butt. Veeerry embarrasing.

That sucks : ( I'd volunteer to massage it to help it feel better but then I think that people would start to talk... ; )

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Date: 2002-11-11 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Yeah, the FlederMausKateers would all get jealous and want a turn....

Say, now there's an idea!!!

Date: 2002-11-12 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com
I'll just have to apologize to all of them because these massaging hands are only for your rear...

You know, I'm not totally sure why, but that sounds really strange... ; )

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Date: 2002-11-12 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Hmmmm...
Yes, Yes it does. sounds really ominous, really. Stay the hell away from the butter, you!
I've seen Caligula!!! I HAVE!! Don't you try no Malcomn McDowel Craziness on ME!!!
*Covers butt with both hands*

Date: 2002-11-13 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com
Yes, Yes it does. sounds really ominous, really. Stay the hell away from the butter, you!

Whatever you want me to do to your butt is fine with me...

Did I just say something strange again? ; )

I've seen Caligula!!!

I did too when I accidentally wandered onto Cinemax late on a summer Friday when I was 13. Yes, I said 13.

*Covers butt with both hands*

My friend Sonya used to say that, when she'd get sick of all of the guys that would look at her just for her butt (She's a black woman with a very... ummm... ample back porch that men seem to be interested in), she wanted to get tattoos running down both buttcheeks that would read "No Entry! Sever Tire Damage!" ; )

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Date: 2002-11-13 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Oh noooo...more bits of innuendo about my butt!!! MY BUUUUTT!!!
Where are my cast-iron underoos?!?!?!

Whoa...13,huh? that's a dangerous age for Caligula...just old enough to kind of understand what's going on....
My dad took my brother and I to a drive-in-movie for a Bruce lee picture when I was about 3...he neglected to mention to Mom that the first featrue was the Texas Chain-Saw massacre. I din't er...remember much; mom kept making us try to nap:)

Your poor friend...she could get pants that have those tire-shredders on them for blocking intersections...I bet someone would make the spikes if she asked:)

Date: 2002-11-10 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirreal13.livejournal.com
ouch!

Those bat-peeps will suck the high fructose corn syrup right out of ya... Be careful!!!!

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Date: 2002-11-10 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*sluuuuuuurp!*

Quick, insuliiiin!

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