Another "barbie girl" mangling, just for you...

[msfledermaus]

(Brought to you by me watching "Half a Loaf of Kung-Fu" starring Jackie Chan.)

Oh,
I'm a Kung-Fu girl,
in a martial world,
My sword is plastic;
my fighting style's fantastic,
Ninjas everywhere,
wire'll flip me in the air,
My destination's
your defenestration--

--Fighting Crane Meets Drunken Boxing!--

I'm a sweet Kung-Fu girl,
all alone in the world,
Doing snap kicks at home
in the dojo,
Ninjas here,
bandits there,
Demon-ghosts, I don't care,
'cos they have no defense
for my mojo....

Judo chop,
and you're down,
And you shouldn't have messed with me, clown...

ohwoowoo,
I'm a Kung-fu Girl,
In a Martial World,
My kicks are spastic,
My jumps elastic,
I'm a maiden fair,
but your guts are everywhere,
Your destination
is Kung-Fu Decapitationnn.....

*Goes "Wooo!" and jumps around the living room*

Comments

[redneckwitchboi.livejournal.com]

I absolutely LOVE the fact that you used the word "defenestration" in a Barbie Girl parody. That's one of my very favourite words, you know! That is honestly a very beautiful thing. *applause!!*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I love it too..and no Kung-fu movie is complete without someone being thrown out a window:)

*curtseys to your applause*

[zanzhera.livejournal.com]

Hahahaaaaaaa that was GREAT!

*rolls on floor*

Oh myyyy I can't stop laughing...ow...it hurts....stooop!

*shakes fist at Ms. Fledermaus*

You stupid cow! Why ever did you write that song, now I'll die from laughing.....ha ha.....haha......hahaha.... *cramps* haha.....ow....

[banana.livejournal.com]

I had a comment, but redneckwitchboi has made it already. 8~)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh..I looove that wonderful word, defenestration:) I use it whenever possible.

*Hugs you with glee*
I knew you'd like it!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

doot doot doot...another one bites the dust....doot doot doot...

Heehee...I'm a bad, bad Maus:)

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[zanzhera.livejournal.com]

*curses Maus*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*giggles like a naughty thing*

[banana.livejournal.com]

> I use it whenever possible.
Must be difficult to steer the convesation round to throwing people out of windows. Don't people look at you strangely when you mention it for the second or third time? 8~)