Okay, you asked for it...
Nov. 19th, 2002 07:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI was thinking about doing this on and off...and enough people asked that I figured I'd bite the bullet and just do it...
Ladies and gentleman..the Boyfriend Poll.
(NOTE: I fully expect that not only single men will answer this poll but married or otherwise taken men, gay men, gay/bi women, straight women, my mom, and various sock monkeys will click these buttons...I accept that risk.)
[Poll #76897]
Now for the Essay part of the application...Tell me in the comments page why YOU should be my boyfriend....and I make pick more than one. Heck, I may have to pick ALL of you to keep the fighting to a minimum...ready....set...GO!!!
Ladies and gentleman..the Boyfriend Poll.
(NOTE: I fully expect that not only single men will answer this poll but married or otherwise taken men, gay men, gay/bi women, straight women, my mom, and various sock monkeys will click these buttons...I accept that risk.)
[Poll #76897]
Now for the Essay part of the application...Tell me in the comments page why YOU should be my boyfriend....and I make pick more than one. Heck, I may have to pick ALL of you to keep the fighting to a minimum...ready....set...GO!!!
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Date: 2002-11-19 06:00 pm (UTC)Hey.
I'm the perfect bloke... What else matters? :)
(And you've got someone to vet me for you! *laughs*)
*heee!*
Date: 2002-11-19 06:07 pm (UTC)(Of course I'd have to share; wouldn't be fair me hogging all that masculine glory:)
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Date: 2002-11-20 05:55 am (UTC)Excellent,we'll be reviewing your application...very concise essay, mister...hope yer wife didn't mind:)
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Date: 2002-11-20 01:41 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-20 05:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-21 02:48 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-21 05:32 am (UTC)Verily, I believe thee, oh sweet Kiwi-man
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Date: 2002-11-20 02:27 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-20 05:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-21 12:28 pm (UTC)no subject
No one is good enough for you.
However, should you find a worthy life-friend, I will take your word for his acceptability and not kill him right off the bat the first time he really pisses you off.
Love, Mom.
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Date: 2002-11-20 05:40 am (UTC)I'm very touched. ((((((((((((((((Mom))))))))))))))))
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Date: 2002-11-21 07:04 am (UTC)*smoochsmoochsmooch!*
thanks for giving us your fabulous daughter!
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Date: 2002-11-22 06:17 am (UTC)*Blush*
Mom, meet Heather Takahashi...Heather, this is my mommy..:)
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Date: 2002-11-20 06:32 am (UTC)because i'll take you shopping at the stores *you* want to shop at, then take yoou out for a nice thai curry where we can *really* get to know eachother. a little martini, a little dancing, some smooching under the soft fall of snowflakes...
*sigh!*
damn it's gonna be one loooong winter! ;)
*giggle*
*runs away*
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Date: 2002-11-20 11:15 am (UTC)Limits!?
Date: 2002-11-20 07:42 am (UTC)Your dream date with a Maus would be: We're talking dream here, not reality.. Where's the choice for the roman bath house, invisible servants catering to our every whim, steaming, bubbling, frothing Jacuzzi, silken lounging space covered in pillows 3 feet deep, and pool filters that don't clog no matter how much glitter is tossed about.
Are you bothered by glitter? as long as it's applied by covering you with it first than fully body transferance.
How big is your book/comics collection?There's no room to hang things on the walls, it's all taken up by book shelves and "Comic Defense System" boxes line the floor.
Would you be....
Climb with sucker cups up your building to apply Glue & Glitter in various colors to create an appropriate holiday motif on your window while you're away at work
Re: Limits!?
Date: 2002-11-20 07:35 pm (UTC)Great googaly moogaly, what an essay...where do i sign up for the roman bath?
*Lets fingers do the walking...rototillers, roommates, huh, no roman baths...d'ohhhhhhh*
Roman Baths..
Date: 2002-11-20 09:53 pm (UTC)May be one of those things where first the lottery must be one then the ediface can be constructed.
Re: Roman Baths..
Date: 2002-11-21 05:37 am (UTC)*Looks at really large pit being constructed next door at work*
that would make a REALLY big roman bath...You'd have room for everything...even a vomitorium, which of course I'd skip....
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Date: 2002-11-20 10:51 am (UTC)I am seeking an artistic woman in the twin cities area with a passion for glitter, who is familiar with the old religion and trashy cultural pursuits. Own accordian a big plus.
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Date: 2002-11-20 07:21 pm (UTC)And you're certainly looking in the right place, you are...why, look at that!!! an accordion!!! How about that!
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Date: 2002-11-21 02:04 pm (UTC):: leers ::
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Date: 2002-11-22 05:42 am (UTC)*let's the accordion wheeze a little*
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Date: 2002-11-22 06:12 am (UTC):: steps back ::
Remember the wedding violence! I think we should stop this *right* now, while we're still in control of ourselves...
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Date: 2002-11-22 06:22 am (UTC)*Puts accordion down*
We're friends, right? That's all I really need:)
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Date: 2002-11-22 06:46 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-23 01:47 pm (UTC)*Hugs you*
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Date: 2002-11-23 02:30 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-24 09:30 am (UTC)*chuckle*
Ooh, look, the pituitary! My favorite!!!
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Date: 2002-11-24 02:23 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-24 02:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-20 10:58 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-21 05:34 am (UTC)And back atcha...there isn't a boy out there good enough for the Drakester...except maybe da Kitty....I admit he's a sweetheart when he's not bolting down the corridor:) Mow!
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Date: 2002-11-21 07:06 am (UTC)hmmm...
mausi, i would treat you like the queen you are. i would spend my time thinking of ways to make you happy. i would always be ready with glitter and coffee bombs and i WILL love you forEVER!
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Date: 2002-11-22 06:15 am (UTC)And I would make tons of curry and apple pancakes and share the sock monkey....oh, how happy we would beeee!!!