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But-but-but-, I'm sweet, and kind, and and thoughtful towards my fellow humankind...


Ah hell, who am I trying to kid?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!


If i was a serial killer i would be Lizzy Borden.

Lizzy Borden, not by definition a serial killer, but a notorious killer nonetheless. One day as her father was napping on the living room sofa Lizzy Borden took an axe and hit her father's head with it repeatedly some where around 40 times, completely disfiguring his face into an unrecognizable mess of blood and gore. Almost immediately after Lizzy attacked her mother in her bedroom, again hitting her head with an axe over 40 times. Lizzie Borden took an axe,



And gave her father forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother forty-one.



kill count: 2

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Where was I? Oh head.
HOAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! aHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Date: 2002-12-08 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
I got Jack The Ripper...not sure why...*LOL*

Hey you, did you happen to see my post with your name in it?
http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?journal=cynnerth&itemid=753043

Re:

Date: 2002-12-08 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I just replied:)

Nooo, must have Bigfoot!

Let me AX you something....

Date: 2002-12-08 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizzy.livejournal.com
You look sooo sweet and kind....and your intellect seems sooo sharp...you couldn't be an ax murderer...or could you???? Lol!! Whatever the case, have a nice day. Hope you have a swinging good time. =O)

Re: Let me AX you something....

Date: 2002-12-08 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
What, who, me? Noooo, couldn't happen, ask anybody.....

*Drinks Red Bull*

HOWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! aaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! yAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Date: 2002-12-08 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterlorre.livejournal.com
I read that Lizzy had terrible PMS prior to the murders.

Re: pms?

Date: 2002-12-09 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
that explains soo much right now.

*fights off a painful round of cramping*
Ooooh.....owowowow...I promise, no axes unless they really really deserve it...*

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