Hey, Redneckwitchboi, guess what I rented?

[msfledermaus]

You know what I rented...Razorblade Smile, one of the *worst* vampire movies in modern moviemaking....love it love it love it!!! AAAAAAA!!!!
*runs around giggling*

I stayed up too late last night watching the Matrix and Fight Club back to back again...otherwise not much is new. I got paid for my jewelry pieces, so my account's fine for x-mas as long as I stop checking out the $300 designer blankets and pillows in the stores. (Beer budget and champagne tastes are my banes, I tell ya!) I'm going to the Horses on Friday, and the movies on Sunday.
(It's Harry Potter--Kenneth Branaugh being a vain jerk! Like it's a stretch for him...forgive me, I had to sit through his Hamlet. Alllllll of his Hamlet.)

I leave you with a song, to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands". If you can find the rest of it, you'll get A: a great belly laugh, and B: My eternal gratitude. I saw it first in the Star-Trib a few days ago:

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq,
If the market hurt your mama, bomb Iraq,
If the terrorists are Saudi
and the bank's recalled your Audi,
and the tv shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq....
*clap clap*

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[i.livejournal.com]

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandal's growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying "no" would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Bravo! Bravo!!!!
(((((((((Hugs you with gusto)))))))))

Thanks, Dave!

[spitfire-sam.livejournal.com]

i *don't* know...
but i give you a smooch instead!
*SAMOOOOOOCH!!*

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

Love the song!

But does the flick compare to the cheesiness of 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians'....???

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yes....yes it does...and I've seen both:)
(Of course the vampire movie has more t and a.)

"You're the laziest man on Mars!!"
hee!

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

Hm.....well, more t & a is certainly worrth a look....*hee*

.....Pia Zadora played a Martian in the santa flick, BTW...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I know, believe me...I know...but she was a little kid:)

Maaan, that was one of the best MST3K's ever!!!

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they have MST3K episodes out on DVD? I love that show...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I know they have them on tape..check Rhino's website, I bet they'd have a list!

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh, good plan!....thanks!