Queen of hearts reversed indeed...

[msfledermaus]

...the HR director wants the mailroom door closed at all times because"the mail room is too loud". Sorry, but HR is MUCH noisier than our equipment possibly can be.

jerk.
jerk
jerk.
jerk.
jerk.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Now's your chance to send stuff out with company postage. *evil grin*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hehhehheh...

*starts making postcards for everyone*

[fleur.livejournal.com]

DORK!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

He's the one I told you about, my arch-nemesis.

Arrrrrgh!!! He hates meeee!!! Nothing will please that asshole jerkoff dickweed squirrel-humping troll-faced git!!!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

He may be a jerk, but isn't having your door closed so he can't see you, a good thing?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yes....and no. He can still come in, you see:P

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Then you can't see him coming.

You know, I think you should stop drawing those cards every morning. You haven't been getting many good omens.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Not lately:(

At least it's a bit of a head's up.
Besides, my luck's due to change, right? Can't rain all the time....or can it?

[silentbob037.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... With your door shut, you can do all of those things that everyone tells us not to like running around with scissors or sticking pencils in the roof... : )

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I should...in a big smiley face, even!
(He hates them so much:) Meh heh heh!)

[silentbob037.livejournal.com]

Someone is getting naughty... ; )

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Um...I'm unleashing the Inner Goblin:) yeah, that's it...it's uh...healthy? Yeah, yeah, healthy, that's the ticket!

[silentbob037.livejournal.com]

* offers your inner demon some bat peeps for a treat * ; )

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*snarfing goblin noises*

Mmmf...peeefs!
*sprays marshmallows everywhere*

[silentbob037.livejournal.com]

* takes a step back to avoid the marshmellow pieces *

[phil99.livejournal.com]

Can't you just take the door off the hinges?

[fleur.livejournal.com]

*snort*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Or barricade myself in so no one else can come in and I can surf LJ allllll day long!

[darkknight9.livejournal.com]

Redecorate. In really bright colors. When they smell the paint and want to come into the room to investigate, lock the door and scream "I CANT HEAR YOU! ITS TOO LOUD IN HERE!"

Just a thought....

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oooh, how very tempting that would be....

[spitfire-sam.livejournal.com]

he shall get his evilness rebounded to him THRICE OVER when the mausi krew gets a hold of him....

MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

*flexes muscles*

muah.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I already have warding spells up and just renewed a bunch of them yesterday. today I'm spiking the floor with cinnamon and salt to water to reflect back evil intent.

As you sow, Muthafucka!!!