Attention Mercury Retrograde...

[msfledermaus]

Enough is enough, Mercury Retrograde. If you don't stop messing with me and the people I love best, I'm coming up there with the pointiest boots I own to kick your wussy-planet ass.

Don't think I can't do it, mister. I'm a Cap with a lot of Scorpio in my chart....meaning I will take a savage glee in the ass-kicking combined with the Puritain work-ethic rush of a job well and truly done. Capishe?

One of my dearest pals and his lovely and very pregnat wife have been burgled. The universe has got to fucking pay.

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[andrianna.livejournal.com]

*shakes her head* So that's what's been fucking with me. *sighs* I should've known to check on that pesky little planet!!!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yep...It's been screwing with us for *racks brain* a couple of months now, so says Ben the neighbor. it won't end until...*shudder* February, goddammit!!!

Hi, you!

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Mercury only goes into retrograde for a few weeks. Altho... if it's going to continue into February, then I'm calling this whole year off... RIGHT NOW!!

'Ello, you.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I guess Mercury's doing something else interesting as well, then...I'll have to bug Ben the Sickie to get the details, but Mercury's supposed to be retrograde right now at least...and it shows....everone's personal life's a fucking disaster area.

Grrrr, grrrr....mean planet, grr...

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Well, what Ben (tell him that I'm wishing him betterness) was probably meaning was that the retrograde "effects" can be felt through part of February. I just took a quick look at my calender and it's in retrograde until the 22^nd of this month... and there's it's shadow for the next 2.5 weeks. It's during that time when the effects lessen, but they can still be pretty darn'd powerful.

I really do hatehatehate that planet!!

Friend of mine is suggesting that we blow it up! *evil grin*

Blowed up?!?! Oooh oooh!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I bet it would blow up something powerful...Muahahahahaa!!!
Where'd I put all that there dynamite?
*rummages in her underwear drawer*

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[andrianna.livejournal.com]

*snickers*
I'll scrounge mine up, also...
*rummages through the bottom of the closet*
OH!! I want to make sure that we get satalite photos of it... for my winter holiday cards this year. ;)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Got it!!!
*Unearths 2 lbs of dynamite from under the socks*

Hmmm...now, do we launch this stuff, or go tie it around Mercury's equator? Decisions, decisions...

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[andrianna.livejournal.com]

I say we put it under Mercury's pillow and tell Saturn not to go over to Merc's place tonight.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Good idea!!!
*whisper whisper Unca Saturn, whispa whispa*

It's a go...he'll be having dinner at Venus's for a while...maybe a long while:)

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[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Just tell him to make sure that Jupiter doesn't come home and find him with his hand in Venus' puddin'. ;) Saturn doesn't want to know what happened to the last guy who did that!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

hey, Saturn's Jupiter's Big Daddy,I bet he'd hold his own...

besides' Venus is a pretty damn fine cook...there's enough puddin' for everyone:)

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[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Could you image them having a pudding fight??
*laughs*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Funny enough, I could:)

*snicker*

that would show Mercury, no question.

I think I'm gonna hop off for the night, so
((((((((Andrianna)))))))))

You're so good:)

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[andrianna.livejournal.com]

See if he ever goes "backwards" again!!! HA!
*giggles*
Ni'ni!! {{{{{{{Mausi}}}}}}}

thank you. *giggleblush*

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I fall in and out of belief in astrolgy... A good friend (now in Sri Lanka) does vedic astrology as well as the European form... He admitted to being 50% "in the general direction" of predicting things, which is pretty good... I've forgotten all I learned from him...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

All I know is that this has not been an auspiciou start to the New year. Most of my friends and myself are all dealing with stupid, heartbreaking, scary or just plain irritating crap way out of propoertion to normal everyday living.

It makes me wonder what the rest of the year will be like.