Some useless trivia about a Maus...

[msfledermaus]

I once counted how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop...452.
I am a dead shot with a rubber band.
I used to eat the tails off of breaded shrimp because they were crunchy as a kid.
I have a couple of hagstones. (stones with natural holes in them)...I use them as good luck charms.
I have a five-leaf clover I found when I was 18.
I have an unnatural fascination with things that glitter, sparkle and shine.That can't be healthy.
My birthstone is garnet.
My favorite color recently is red.
My Urban totem is Mouse.
My patron goddess is a psychopomp.
My favorite stone is red tiger-eye.
My favorite magic realist is Leonora Carrington.
My favorite magic act is Penn and Teller.
My first zine was called "My Boobs are Awesome"
My symbol is the fanged Tiki.
My humorous guardian is the little brown bat.
My spiritual son is the Black dragon.
My workplace totem is the copier.
I collect Tarot decks and oracles.
I read lines in my palms.
I read fortunes in the bottom of your cup of hot chocolate.
I believe crow feathers have secret messages.
I have a deep seated need for some kind of justice.
I can make soup spoons click together like bones.
I can imitate the voices of Pinky, Towelie, and Mr. Hanky.
I enjoy strange garish caberet so much more than most people...makes you wonder.
I am a drag queen in a woman's body...sweetie darling.
My adversary is idiocy, selfishness, sociopathics and the mechanical quirks of elevators.


Bat bat batty batty bat bat batty batty bat bat....
*does a little tap-dance*

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I really like this post :)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It was interesting to do....it was tough to start, and then it just all came pouring out in a rush:)
Hi, you!

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[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Hi! Nice to get a chance to talk to you at night time. I just put on my jammies, then decided I could play online until the washing machine stops. I'll put the load in the dryer and then head for bed.

Isn't that fascinating?! *L*

I'm fascinated!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, dryer-soft!!! tell me MORE!!!

I'm in black shorts and my black Joker t-shirt for pajamas, cross-legged on the floor with my keyboard. (It's on an old Aztec chessboard without any pieces.) I'm wearing GIR slippers:)
*waggles feet at you*

Re: I'm fascinated!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I've got on those weird Aztec style fleece socks, flannel jammies (green plaid) and a robe. I've got the space heater blowing on me. I just got done losing a game of Nisqually at www.kids-korner.com.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Sounds nice and warm:)

You know, you just reminded me I haven't played an online game since visiting you and Freekee...my computer's kind of pokey for that sort of eye-hand stuff. i should borrow Ben the Neighbor's swanky set-up and kick computer butt at Taipei again:)

Re: I'm fascinated!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I'm totally hooked on this site that Seren posted about a few weeks ago. www.kids-korner.com/guests/games.cfm

They load pretty easy at home and at work, but I don't know how your computer would handle it. I also still play Bookworm at www.popcap.com occasionally.

Really...I could be using this game time for good instead of evil. heh heh

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

oooooh..I'll have to give that a try...

Aww, give in to the evil, ya know ya wanna!!! E-vil1 E-vil!

Re: I'm fascinated!!!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

What's your chess set like?

Re: I'm fascinated!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Aztec was the only word that came to mind...I knew it wasn't right but I was too tired to care. *L*

Re: I'm fascinated!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It's an old set with no pieces I got from my mom long ago. It's white and green, with stylized animals and people and such.

I've also got my stepdad's set, (with pieces) in wood and leather and chessmen blown from glass.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Leonora Carrington? Penn and Teller? *falls down*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I got to be onstage with Penn and Teller once, holding a drill gun and getting Penn's shorts thrown on my head as they did "Metamorphosis". Noshit, there I was....

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Pretty crunchy, even in milk:D

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad to share it with you!!! I thought it would be empty and alone forever:)

Cat juggling!!!
*mew!*
*toss*
Mew! *toss* *toss*
Mew!
*toss toss flip*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

OOoh, good thing...that coulda hurt...

I thiiink we're not up to flaming kitty-tossing yet...

*goes to get Saturn, the cat thoughtfully donated my Ben the neighbor*

*toss*
RAAR!
*attaches itself to my face*

AIIIGH!!!! helllp!!!! Heeeelp!!!! Kitty breath!!!! KITTY BREATH!!!!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Laughs really hard*
that poor guy...

Of course I'm still laughing from our south American Soap opera...ain't we a team, hah?
*laughs more*

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

My grandma once told me that if you find a rock with a hole in it, you should spit throught the hole and throw it over your shoulder for good luck.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I wa taught that the stone itself is the luck, and keeping it with you is a good thing..Or giving it as a gift to a tree to have the trees on your side.

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I worship this post and the person who wrote it, even though she is Pure Evil... Too bad about the turtles... I'm sure they have better things to do than torment you ;)

I was feeling bad that we didn't get together for dinner this time, but I'll be back; good luck with the "gack" (I hope your cold doesn't progress to the Gack stage, like Ruby Slippers'

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

thank you, thank you,I'm here all night, enjoy the buffet:)

so far I am gack-free...I hope to catch you next time, sir...I was starting to get sick last night , so I wouldn't have been good company anyway.