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...with Ruby Slippers
and Sirreal13, even though we had to flee the *gulp* Spoken Word Night.

Yes, you heard me. The horror that is Spoken Word Night.
The poets. The people who try to steal your chairs when you get up for coffee.
The would-be friends who pout when you explain you're trying to save a chair for a friend you actually want to sit by. The off-key guitars. The extremely earnest singing. The extremely earnest bad poetry. No. Noooooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

At one point I was trying to commit seppuku with a bendy-straw.

Don't get me wrong, I have a great respect for people who can stand up in front of others and do their bit. I've even done it myself a time or two. I'm proud of people who bring something interesting and good to such a gathering...but let me be blunt. There's a lot of painful crap out there too. and when you are confronted with Spoken Word Night, you have to be polite often for all the wrong reasons. Or run...just run.....

We coped by hiding in a dark warm corner, passing around new Onions and old Twin Peaks Gazettes. Ohhhh, Agent Cooper....we still had a very good time together with our coffees and the occasional broken note splitting the air from the other room....

Date: 2003-02-27 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spitfire-sam.livejournal.com
"it's...... HUUUUUUGE!
your bulge, man.
i *think* you may want to reconsider the ass-tight jeans there, Big Foot."

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
ima post something cool.

Date: 2003-02-27 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Do it!!! DO IT!!!!!

heehee....

Date: 2003-02-27 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spitfire-sam.livejournal.com
go read! it's online!
crazy night last night.
and i have a strange craving for some fried food.
o.O

Date: 2003-02-27 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
The off-key guitars. The extremely earnest singing.

On spoken word night? :-/

Re:

Date: 2003-02-27 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Yes...yes, I know...but there they were:(

oh believe me

Date: 2003-02-27 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crafting-change.livejournal.com
I run a spoken word event in the burbs... you should see some of the stuff we get.
Gah!

Re: oh believe me

Date: 2003-02-28 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
There there...
*pats your hand reassuringly*

I have seen the face of horror, and he thinks he's Jack Keroac....

Re: oh believe me

Date: 2003-02-28 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crafting-change.livejournal.com
We had one guy who would read shakespeare at an ungodly volume into our microphone.

He was 40 something and bitched to me about his ex wife...bought my chapbook and then promptly hit on me.

ick.

Re: oh believe me

Date: 2003-02-28 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Ack...that's terrible!

I had the Stalker Babe try to sit by me...every time I'm anywhere near something like that, she pops up, tries to sit by me and monopolizes my attention with long monologues...endless, endless torture. I run away, ever so politely:/

Re: oh believe me

Date: 2003-02-28 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crafting-change.livejournal.com
eyw...
it's such a battle to be polite.

Re: oh believe me

Date: 2003-03-02 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Nods*
yep, it sure is...

PUBLIC PERFORMANCE

Date: 2003-02-27 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honeytiger.livejournal.com
I'm not terribly familiar with such events over here in the US, but have to admit that some years back in South Africa I attended a poetry reading at a bookstore where I heard some excrutiatingly bad stuff, as well as some GREAT poetry...and even had the guts (or maybe I should say...GALL) to stand up in front of 30 people and recite one of my own poems, a piece called "Down This Lonely Road"...it might be INTERESTING for me to attend something like you did, but just don't ask me to stand up again...lol! I've had my share of playing guitar and piano and singing on stage and I STILL can't get used to being in the spotlight...I too prefer to lurk in the shadows and watch everyone ELSE...:o)

Re: PUBLIC PERFORMANCE

Date: 2003-02-28 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I think a lot of poetry readings are the same all over the world...lots and lots of horrible stuf with the occasional good poem shining through:)

Re: PUBLIC PERFORMANCE

Date: 2003-02-28 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honeytiger.livejournal.com
Probably!!! And probably a lot of people there thought mine was HORRIBLE lol!!!!

Date: 2003-02-27 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirreal13.livejournal.com
Only took me 15 hours to respond to your post... {{{Ms. Eff}}}

Next time we gotta go some place where we can unplug them f@ckers...

Re:

Date: 2003-02-28 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
or bring peeps to throw:)

Date: 2003-02-28 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirreal13.livejournal.com
You're up kinda early ;)

Date: 2003-02-28 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirreal13.livejournal.com
The time imprint must be on Oregon time...

Anyway, have an openly and unashamedly fabulous day, Ms. Eff...

Re:

Date: 2003-02-28 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Damn...what the hell happend there?

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