Fancy concubine auditions!!!
Mar. 10th, 2003 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus...Sirreal13 reminded me that while blowing money on spices and fancy concubines were noble things to do with one's money besides buy DVD's, the fact was I only really have one, count'em, one concubine that counts as fancy--My Court Fop, Banana. And while he is a most excellent Court Fop and tres elegant and fancy-fresh, he often has other obligations I wouldn't dream of taking him away from...soooooo...
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
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...<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sirreal13">Sirreal13</a> reminded me that while blowing money on spices and fancy concubines were noble things to do with one's money besides buy DVD's, the fact was I only really have one, count'em, one concubine that counts as fancy--My Court Fop, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/banana">Banana</a>. And while he is a most excellent Court Fop and tres elegant and fancy-fresh, he often has other obligations I wouldn't dream of taking him away from...soooooo...
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
<font="-2">RULES: Any gender may apply, as long as you yearn for fanciness. I will definitely pick more than one. Shoot, I might pick all of you! This does not mean you have to sleep with me--in fact it's highly unlikely to happen due to geography, timing, sexual preference, etcetra. Also, you do not automatically GET the Mausibooty if you are chosen...Though I expect you all to lounge prettily in soft slippers and sarongs, fanning each other with peacock feathers and giggling coyly. Understood? Excellent....</font>
*gets out severe glasses and little notebook for writing notes*
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
<font="-2">RULES: Any gender may apply, as long as you yearn for fanciness. I will definitely pick more than one. Shoot, I might pick all of you! This does not mean you have to sleep with me--in fact it's highly unlikely to happen due to geography, timing, sexual preference, etcetra. Also, you do not automatically GET the Mausibooty if you are chosen...Though I expect you all to lounge prettily in soft slippers and sarongs, fanning each other with peacock feathers and giggling coyly. Understood? Excellent....</font>
*gets out severe glasses and little notebook for writing notes*
