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msfledermausYeees, I've been watching Strong Bad again at Homestarrunner.com
It's filtered into my vocabulary.
But it's true..I was answering comments and looked at the time and yelled, "Jeezus-Pole-Dancing CHRIST!" and scrambled onto LJ before I have to go to work.
It's allll yer fault, babies...and I love it so.
So, since I'm in a Strong-bad-mood, go ahead and ask me questions. They can be stupid. In fact, I prefer stupid. I may not answer truthfully, or promise you I won't find ways to work an exploding potato in it or something. But whatever seems to make sense to you, ask. It may take me a bit to answer, but I'll get there, I promise. Fire away!
Hey, Cynnerth, can I borrow your Mexican Wrestling mask for this? *grin*
It's filtered into my vocabulary.
But it's true..I was answering comments and looked at the time and yelled, "Jeezus-Pole-Dancing CHRIST!" and scrambled onto LJ before I have to go to work.
It's allll yer fault, babies...and I love it so.
So, since I'm in a Strong-bad-mood, go ahead and ask me questions. They can be stupid. In fact, I prefer stupid. I may not answer truthfully, or promise you I won't find ways to work an exploding potato in it or something. But whatever seems to make sense to you, ask. It may take me a bit to answer, but I'll get there, I promise. Fire away!
Hey, Cynnerth, can I borrow your Mexican Wrestling mask for this? *grin*
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Date: 2003-06-11 06:31 am (UTC)What does the YKK on my zipper mean?
sincerely,
Pest
Awwright!
Date: 2003-06-11 06:39 am (UTC)I've been waiting and waiting for SOMEONE to ask me that very question, man...
Ykk on the zipper is a most mysterious marking; in fact, my sources say it's not actually an english Aplhabet--it's the ancient Bouzoukian script for
"Please pull this up and down really fast in public." How did the Bouzoukians know we'd have zippers thousands of years later? Did they in fact invent zippers as well as the "Eat the Worm" underpants?
We may never know the answers to these questions...tune in next week for more episodes of "Mausi Goes In Search of your Unexplained Mysteries of America's most Wanted Secrets of the Unexplained..."
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Date: 2003-06-11 06:37 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-06-11 04:33 pm (UTC)8dons Wrestling mask*
woowoo! Rock n' roll!!!
Maybe I should borrow the Clue Stick too...you can never give people enough clues....
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Date: 2003-06-11 06:58 am (UTC)Lately, I've been hearing voices that tell me to do things that just don't seem right. Things like set fire to buildings, shop at Walmart, buy stock in Martha Stweart's Living, and even vote Republican. They scare me.
What should I do?
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Date: 2003-06-11 04:30 pm (UTC)Okay, here's what you do...go rent something kind of smutty and possibly early 80's is--I recommend "Razorblade Smile"--bad acting, lots of leather and gratuitous booby shots.
Watch it over and over and over, paying particular attention to the leather and bad fangs and boob shots until the urge to vote Republican leaves your body. then watch it some more, just to be absolutely sure. But don't rent "Showgirls" unless you're really into Kyle McLaughlin--that movie didn't help anybody.
do this and I promiose, you may still want to light things on fire, but the Martha Stewart ness will leave your body in shock. It works for meee!!!
So until next time, watch vampire movies until your eyeballs sweat, and see how much better you'll feel!
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Date: 2003-06-11 07:57 am (UTC)how do you type with those boxing gloves on your hands?
Is the Cheat a kind of Maus?
Adam
Nashville, TN
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Date: 2003-06-11 04:23 pm (UTC)Okay, Dear Adam;
I was taught the secret art of typing with boxing gloves on my none other than Strong Bad himself, who is a charming and witty guy once you get to know him well. I would tell you, too, but then I'd have to kill you with a plastic spoon-fork thing. and nobody wants that. I know I sure don't. I'm out of spoon-forks, for one thing...
anyway, on to the Cheat: is he in fact a Maus?
I know there's many many Maus cousins out there...um, Dangermaus, governor Fledermaus from Hectic Planet, You know, we're out there. I think the Cheat may well be one of us, because his ears are all pointy, he likes techno, and he whacks things pretty well with that golf club.
Gooba gobba, one of us, one of us...
so there you have it, Adam...Until next time, don't go sharing your soda pop with prairie dogs, or you'll get the monkey pox...never mind that monkeys aren't involved...*scratches head*
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Date: 2003-06-11 08:05 am (UTC)Hey! Should we end this year's show with the mambo, which we've always done, or the pachanga?
I have this dance instructor who disagrees with me, and I want to set him straight.
Thanks,
Neil
PS: You look great!
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Date: 2003-06-11 04:14 pm (UTC)"heh, just like the Young Ones--Neil! What were you thinking! Neil; to make a meal, NEIL, out of totalitarian vegetables?!?!?"
Sorry, sorry--
*ahem*
Dear neil;
The last time I saw your dance instructor was in something long and flowy in "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Neumar" and wow was he statuesque! I say, threaten him with the negatives and I'm sure he'll come around to any dance you want. (Did you know that Bouzoukian belly-dancing is very in right now? Well, it is. *shimmy shimmy*)
And thank you, thank you...I credit all the bouzoukian bellydancing for my shapely torso and shiny Luche Libre wrestling mask.
so until next time, keep that shimmy--let right left right, up down...ow! My hiiip!
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Date: 2003-06-11 08:12 am (UTC)that's been my new favorite one for awhile. i frickin love homestarrunner.net! IT'S DOT COM!
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Date: 2003-06-11 04:08 pm (UTC)Mmm, marshmallows!
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Date: 2003-06-11 06:47 pm (UTC)Why does The Cheat like that light switch so much? One person can only stand so much techno music.
Buscemi
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Date: 2003-06-12 06:07 am (UTC)Well, it's the only one the Cheat can reach in the house, so eventually the novelty will wear out, and he'll go back to watching TV sitting in the crisper drawer again. In the meantime, just keep going "Doot doot doot doot dootdootdit doot doot dit doot doot dit dooot...."
I think Strong Bad took away all the lightsticks, though...