I meant to log in earlier...

[msfledermaus]

...But I slept in a llittle later than I planned. D'oh!

Anyway, since it's Friday and all...
*Drags over huge cardboard box*
And we all could use a mini-vacation, I'm thinking...
*Pulls out several hula skirts and coconut bras*
And it's been a while since I've done this...
*Fold out the rest of the box to make a large wet-bar with imposing wooden statues on each end, and starts blowing up little inflatable palm trees*

*ahem*

TIKI PARTY!!!!!!

*Little lanterns string themselves over the walls and surf music starts blaring out of coconut-shaped speakers*

The line starts here people...drinks on the house!!!
Help yourself to hor's d'oevres, and no fighting over the lava-tube water slides!!!

Comments

[fleur.livejournal.com]

PRAISE JEEBUS!!

This week bites ass ... party gooooood!!!

I saw, poor sweetie!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

You, missy, get the BIG coconut colada...how many umbrellas; five or six?
*Mix mix mix, whirr whirr goes the blender*

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

TIKI PARRRRRRRTY!!!
*banging her coconuts together*

Start me off with a frosty margarita please! :)

Did a horse just ride by here?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ooh, good choice, ma'am!
*starts up the large margarita-blender and gets out the frosted glasses from the freezer*

Happy Friday, Cyn!!!

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

*LOL* oh cyn! you don't wanna know
how i pictured you banging those coconuts!
doh!

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

Rikki-tikki-tavi!....wait, that was a mongoose and a cobra....

So tell me...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Do you want a Mangoose Suprise or a Cobra Freezy?
*shakes martini shaker*

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO!!

::runs up to the roof::

::looks around::

Hey! Maus said drink were on the house, but I don't see any up here!

But at least I've got this swanky coconut bra :)

*flippity flappity flippity flappity*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*as you pout in drinkless disappointment you see a bat-winged figure with a hula skirt on lugging several coconuts and a knapsack full of rum*

sheesh, so literal..do you KNOW how heavy these damn coconuts are?
*pant pant pant*
At least my roof has a terrace, so enjoy the view...
*sets blender on table and starts mixing you a drink*

*snicker*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

No, you don't have to wear the coconut bra, but here's a coconut beanie with a propeller...everyone will be jealous.
yes, yes!!! paper umbrellas by the ton!!! give 'em up to the greater cause of...TIKI PARTY!

[sylvidoptera.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeeeee! [rattles her coconut bra as she dances and swishes her grass skirt] Hey lady! I need a biiiiiiiiiiiiig drink. These here pills say not to take with alcohol, but I'm figuring cyber-alky won't hurt! :)

Gotcha covered!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Mixes drink and pours it into very large tiki-glass with fruit off the end and 4 umbrellas*

Ah, behold the power of the Virtual Booze-fest!!! Clinkies!!!
*taps glass with my own*

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I want one of those Tiki statues.

Hey, mix me up some dacquiris, please! And what's that over there?! *points*

*tucks a tiki under his arm and skulks off*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

HEY! PUT DOWN THAT TIKI~~~~

*runs after you brandishing a full coconut*

It's soooo hard to keep the tikis, I swear!

[silentbob037.livejournal.com]

I would be so happy to just take the rest of the day off and head over to your party...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

That's the nice thing about virtual parties...they come to your work instead of you having to travel...

*Hands over a frosty tiki full of rum coconutty goodness*

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

This is off-subject, but I wondered if you'd like to join us for some Haiku?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/onemoreword/15032.html?nc=4

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

i'd love to...I'd do it now, but the screen says the server's too busy. I'll give it a couple of tries.

[redthread.livejournal.com]

You know, I find those coconut bras to chaff; it is just me?

But I will go for some foo-foo tropical drink; perhaps a Pina Colada?? :D

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Nooo problemo!!!

*starts the colada blender up on "high"....riiiiiz!*
Extra foofy okay for you, Ma'am? :)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Great Googaly Moogaly...
*gets loudspeaker*

"Attention all Tiki-guests, please refrain from using hilltop's legs as swizzle sticks...the Planet of the Apes Swizzle sticks can be found by the bar for those wh are interested....that is all!"

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

dang, it's niiice over here...
i'm stayin'~

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Please do!!!

Tokyo Bitch-Kitty for you, ma'am?
*Hands over interesting sake drink with umbrella*

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I'll settle for a Pina Colada...

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I'll settle for a Pina Colada... or a Trader Vic style south seas concoction served in a (fake) shrunken head ;)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

OOh, my favorite!!! Yeeees!!!
*mixes it with insane glee. gleeeee!*

Including crazy straws!!!

[pbsage.livejournal.com]

lime, salt, tequila. i'll be down on the beach. if the tide starts to rise, somebody wake me.

this party is much more fun than the opening i just left. god spare me from amateur art shows.

oh, drinks on me: ruth's going to buy a painting.

to the beach!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yes! beachward HO!!!

(I hear ya about the art shows. Been in more than a few in my time. *shudder* Ohhh, the paiiin, the paiiin....)

[mickeymouseinoz.livejournal.com]

damn... not like me to arrive at a party late. I will just have to catch up... *slurp* *slurp* *hic* *excuse me*.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hey, go easy on that, you'll make yerself sick like only a cartoon character can!!!

*Fetches up a plate of nibbles to settle your stomach for such rabid catching-up*