Hometty hometty home:)
Sep. 10th, 2003 09:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI just got back from watching "The Gods Are Crazy Two", which was, if anything, even cuter than the original...which was very cute, so there you are. I just got done asking the Lj Service folks to have a look at Mrs Scraggit's account, since she's having problems posting. Is it LJ, or is it all the damn sprinkles she gets at the home for the Mentally Befuzzled? I've tried the old "visiting -with-a-cake-trick" to win over the Head Nurse, but she doesn't trust me after the file she found in the last one...1/3rd cut manila with accordion sides and crayon drawings of squid on the labels.
Pretty strict doctors they have over there, strict strict strict!!
...Anyway, I still have cake in my hair. Chocolate. Pepperidge Farm Remebers...
I got my package from the Post office...after waiting a half-hour for them to open:P
it was...horrific. Words fail me. You know when you get something really horrible from a relative, something so hideous even a scarecrow would scream and run away rather than wear the black-green-yellow-and-red polyester-jacket-with-padded-shoulders? That was me today. Coworkers kept coming in, saying, "All right, I heard all about the denim granny vest covered in studs and plastic rhinestones...bring it out!!!" And I did. And it was everything the coworkers said it was. What a terrible fate for an inoffensive scrap of fabric. There was more...much more...and it was all pretty scary.
At least the cow irkers and I had fun trying it on and making faces and thinking of ways to change the denim vest...it could be--a purse! A pillow! upholstery! (It was a big vest) It could be for a scarecrow in the front yard! Uhhh...a hat! (A hat?!?) I know--a big smouldering pile of ashes!
S'cuse me a minute, gotta go find the matches and borrow a little kerosene and a charcoal briquette from the neighbors....
Pretty strict doctors they have over there, strict strict strict!!
...Anyway, I still have cake in my hair. Chocolate. Pepperidge Farm Remebers...
I got my package from the Post office...after waiting a half-hour for them to open:P
it was...horrific. Words fail me. You know when you get something really horrible from a relative, something so hideous even a scarecrow would scream and run away rather than wear the black-green-yellow-and-red polyester-jacket-with-padded-shoulders? That was me today. Coworkers kept coming in, saying, "All right, I heard all about the denim granny vest covered in studs and plastic rhinestones...bring it out!!!" And I did. And it was everything the coworkers said it was. What a terrible fate for an inoffensive scrap of fabric. There was more...much more...and it was all pretty scary.
At least the cow irkers and I had fun trying it on and making faces and thinking of ways to change the denim vest...it could be--a purse! A pillow! upholstery! (It was a big vest) It could be for a scarecrow in the front yard! Uhhh...a hat! (A hat?!?) I know--a big smouldering pile of ashes!
S'cuse me a minute, gotta go find the matches and borrow a little kerosene and a charcoal briquette from the neighbors....
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Date: 2003-09-10 07:42 pm (UTC);)
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Date: 2003-09-10 07:50 pm (UTC)I can borrow the company shredder!!!
Woowoo!
*Runs over to work, grabs the two-wheeler and trundes the shredder down 4 blocks to
the back of the apartment complex.*
Now I just need 3 or 4 extension cords, and we'll be...full of linty confetti...maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
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Date: 2003-09-10 08:14 pm (UTC)Do they like rhinestones? "Here squiddy squiddy..."
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Date: 2003-09-10 08:20 pm (UTC)Nope, no squid here..
*fails to notice questing tentacle from the 4th floor*
hee...I'm making something really bad out of it...and making people compete for it! bad maus! bad maus!
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Date: 2003-09-10 07:53 pm (UTC)But I don't want my head anywhere near this thing.
It's.....evil.....
But if I *do* make a scary pillow, and someone wants it, it's theirs...they just have to give me postage and a buck or something for the filling. And maybe a nice thorazine smoothie.
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Date: 2003-09-10 08:06 pm (UTC)I'll post about it...right now!
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Date: 2003-09-11 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-12 05:51 am (UTC)