Ladeeez and Gentlemen.....
Sep. 10th, 2003 10:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus*Cues drums*
Hilltop has given me an idea...a hideous, horrible, extremely amusing idea...Yes indeed he has..."Nono, don't throw out the hideous denim granny vest with studs and rhinestones--Make it into something reallyawful and give it as a PRIZE!"
So be it.
I, Duchessa Contessa Marchionessa Baronessa von Fledermaus, (Ms),Queen of Mausiland and parts of Minneapolis because the crows like me, do hereby declare:
The Hideous Pillow Contest!
Yes, You, dear Mausketteer, you can win the Coveted Hideous Pillow, covered in sequins and geegaws and tchotckes and whatnots...all for YOU YOU YOU!! (As soon as I make it...which shouldn't take very long, considering.) Fight like lemurs! Grab like Gibbons!
Claw your way to the top of the glitter-paint pile to win this handcrafed mausi Treasure for your home, office or padded cell! All you have to do is:
1: Tell me Why you think you deserve the Hideous Pillow...in all the detail you can muster.
2: Tell other people why they should let YOU have the pillow, not them...
3: Tell me what kind of home it's going to, and how you will care for it.
Be long-winded, be cutthroat, heck, even be honest! But you have a better chance of winning if you make me squirt milk out my nose laughing. I'll judge the contestants on these three criteria, and then pose them one last teeny essay question to pick the winner...while I put acid-green yarn tassels on this..this THING.
Ready, set, GO!
Hilltop has given me an idea...a hideous, horrible, extremely amusing idea...Yes indeed he has..."Nono, don't throw out the hideous denim granny vest with studs and rhinestones--Make it into something reallyawful and give it as a PRIZE!"
So be it.
I, Duchessa Contessa Marchionessa Baronessa von Fledermaus, (Ms),Queen of Mausiland and parts of Minneapolis because the crows like me, do hereby declare:
The Hideous Pillow Contest!
Yes, You, dear Mausketteer, you can win the Coveted Hideous Pillow, covered in sequins and geegaws and tchotckes and whatnots...all for YOU YOU YOU!! (As soon as I make it...which shouldn't take very long, considering.) Fight like lemurs! Grab like Gibbons!
Claw your way to the top of the glitter-paint pile to win this handcrafed mausi Treasure for your home, office or padded cell! All you have to do is:
1: Tell me Why you think you deserve the Hideous Pillow...in all the detail you can muster.
2: Tell other people why they should let YOU have the pillow, not them...
3: Tell me what kind of home it's going to, and how you will care for it.
Be long-winded, be cutthroat, heck, even be honest! But you have a better chance of winning if you make me squirt milk out my nose laughing. I'll judge the contestants on these three criteria, and then pose them one last teeny essay question to pick the winner...while I put acid-green yarn tassels on this..this THING.
Ready, set, GO!
