It's the end of the week!!! Bwahahahahaaa!!!

[msfledermaus]

....granted most of my sanity has now drained away by now, I can only see red and can't count anymore...but Friday. Is. Here.

And I have to go to work Sunday afternoon to organize the new space. Kill meeeee....I'm getting overtime for it, though, and that'll buy a lot of theraputic yarn. And today....well, we'll see how today goes. Apparently I've got a minion or two coming in to help pack. Where'd I put the bullwhip and the cattle prods?

Minion: "Hi, I'm here to help you pack, but first I'm gonna go have a nice long coffee break....ohhh...shit...."
Me: "Hello..I would like to introduce you to my cattleprods; Alain, and Luc." *Zap zap zap*
Me: "Yippie ti-yi-yo, git along, little minions; it's all yer misfortune and nooone of my own....Yeeeheeheeheee!"


Hey, this is what a bad workweek does to a person. Employers please take heed.

Comments

[joei.livejournal.com]

You just sit back, little lady, with a coffee in one hand and the cattle prod in the other to keep those lackeys working hard.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hey, with two cattleprods I can get other cow irkers to help me too...
I mean, I don't want to get all dusty..I have a date later.

*brushes off dust and adjusts cattleprods*

[joei.livejournal.com]

But how do you drink your beverage if you have prods in both hands?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

The official Queen of mausiland Beer-helmet, of course!!!

*Adjusts straws from glorious crowny helmet with iced coffee in the chambers*
*suck suck suck suuuuuuuck*

Cattleprods and Hot-Pokers

[aabsolom.livejournal.com]

May i suggest one maybe two hot pokers into their eyeballs just to show them that only senior staff get coffee breaks?
On the otherhand you could always pour gasoline on them, then as they begin to cry and complain on how bad the gas smells, you tell them you can fix that. Then light a match.

Re: Cattleprods and Hot-Pokers

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Happily, I even had extra little helpers, so my cheerful little impies packed and packed and packed with a minimum of fuss...this made me veeery pleased.

...'cos it meant I could make it to Leaning Tower on time:)

Of course, I can save the gasoline for my helper tomorrow. I just wish I had a small imp army instead of the one semi-competent guy I know I'm getting. Mmmm, imps!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Awww... you named your cattle prods after Al Jourgenson and Luc Van Acker. How sweet. ;)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I stole them from Monsier Boche, dear buddy of Those Annoying Post Bros.:)

[gomichan.livejournal.com]

Oo, that sounds familiar. "Hi, I'm here to help you take down your art show; are those cookies?" "Hi, I'm your new roadie; where's the beer?" "Hi sweetie, we're here to help you move into your new house, but Mama's a little tired, and Daddy is going to investigate the weird noise your car was making."

Argh. NO! Pick up box, move box. Repeat. The beer and cookies are for ME. And -- um -- my car was making that noise on PURPOSE! Yeah.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I did have some good help...which I rewarded handsomely with doughnuts:)

I'm not above bribing minions. Means they'll come back to me when I have things I need to do.....

But hands off the beer, you chimps!

[honeytiger.livejournal.com]

Hey - good to see you seem to be feeling better! No longer PlagueMaus???

Enjoy your week-end!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Nope, no longer a PlaugeMaus:) I even had a nice date this weekend. Heeee...

I hope your weekend is good and warm--it's trying to sleet out. Brrr!

[honeytiger.livejournal.com]

Oh really?? I was just looking out the back door and thinking that the sky looked a little like snow....sleet??? ARRRGGHHH!!! I HATE dat stuff!!! :o(

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yep, it's trying,it is...

[honeytiger.livejournal.com]

We got some rain (what we call back in South Africa "motreen" LOL) but not much more than that...just a little damp and icky...:o)

Have a great Sunday, whatever you have planned!