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*looks around quickly*

Uhhhh....spoon!

*runs away*

Date: 2003-12-05 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexyscholar.livejournal.com
That makes me laugh because it reminds me of The Tick.

"I'm doing LAUNDRY!!!"

:)

Date: 2003-12-06 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I sure do miss the Tick.

I gotta go read lots of old Tick comic books now!!!

Date: 2003-12-05 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gev.livejournal.com
There is no spoon. --not The Tick!

Date: 2003-12-06 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
You bent my spoon!!!

Date: 2003-12-05 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] savage.livejournal.com
Little wooden boy!!!

Date: 2003-12-06 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*looks up guiltily from suspicious fire*

Uhhh...wanna marshmallow peep?

Date: 2003-12-06 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] savage.livejournal.com
*sob* *SNIFF*

*takes peep tries to use it to erase pencils from ink drawing*
*hands dirty mashed grey peep back*

Thanks.

Date: 2003-12-07 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Eew.

My peep. My precious, precious peep...

Date: 2003-12-05 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spooble.livejournal.com
oooOOOooo...

Date: 2003-12-06 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I had curry in that spoon...curry all gone now!
*tips spoon to show the emptiness*

Date: 2003-12-05 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com
Not in the face! Not in the face!

:)

Date: 2003-12-06 05:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2003-12-05 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Spoon? Fork in hell! Knife of you to mention it.

Date: 2003-12-06 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
You sure got yer chops...sticks...er. hem.

*gets all flustered*

Date: 2003-12-07 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Sorry - I was ladling it on a bit.

Date: 2003-12-07 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
A little strained, aren't you?

Date: 2003-12-07 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
:: beats you with a steak tenderiser ::

Date: 2003-12-08 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Ow!!! Owwwwwww!!!
Alright, that's it!!
*chases you with cheese grater*

Date: 2003-12-08 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*unleashes garlic press and dons wok*
Awwright!!! Let's see wh the real Iron Chef is!!

Date: 2003-12-08 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com

Hah!

:: whacks you unexpectedly with a frying pan ::

Date: 2003-12-08 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*wobble*

Okayyyy....
*Does Bruce Lee Noises*
*does complicated move with salad tongs*
*grabs your nose and WON"T LET GOOOOOOOO!*

Date: 2003-12-09 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Laughs maniacally*

*Does NOT let go of your nose*

Who the CheF?!? Hah?!? Who is it?!?! It's me, isn't it?

Date: 2003-12-10 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Ndo, Id's Mbe! I'b de Zhef!

:: produces secret weapon ::

Date: 2003-12-10 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
YEEEEEK!!!
*Lets go of nose*

Okay okay...you're the chef, you're the chef!!!

*Looks sneakily for melon-cutting machete...*

Date: 2003-12-10 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Truce? Cup of tea? Toad in the hole?

    † Crapos En El Bujo

Date: 2003-12-15 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I'll skip the toad and accept the tea, sir...and here's some soothing ointment for the nose.

*Gets out orange tea bread*

Date: 2003-12-16 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Puzzled look*

You want to be a Scraggit?!?

*cuts hot bread and arranges on plate*

Date: 2003-12-17 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
No, silly, I'm going to pour the tea. Two nations devided by a single language, as someone frightfully well known said. The expression allows slightly limp jokes like this:


:: holds small jug over tea cup ::
Milk?

Date: 2003-12-05 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylvidoptera.livejournal.com
Now where did I put my American Maid outfit? Hmmmmm :)

Date: 2003-12-06 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Digs in the costume box*

nope, nope, not in here...

Gorey.

Date: 2003-12-05 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcat.livejournal.com

This post reminds me of the picture books I've been losing myself in today.

BTW: Rumor has it that November and December are the most popular months for spoon theft. Potluck enthusiasts have a 40% higher chance of property loss than prodigious knitters, who have in turn a 20% higher potential loss than gothic illustrators, who themselves have a 13.5% higher probability of loss than tiki hosts.

Re: Gorey.

Date: 2003-12-06 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I know I lost my spoon...curry-incident.

But it was worth it.

*brandishes hand which would be holding a spoon if there was a spoon tohold*

Date: 2003-12-05 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bingman.livejournal.com
Owww! Son of a.....

*rubs head and turns around to see shadowy figure disappear around corner*

That's gonna leave a mark!

Date: 2003-12-06 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*peeks behind large tiki*

sorry, bada-Bing...

Date: 2003-12-06 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldleafgoddess.livejournal.com
I just saw the most amazing ad on e-Bay..someone's selling a silver spoon they claim belonged to a famous Tiki-Host. It comes with provenance and everything!...photos of incidents involving the spoon, and a sealed bag of this green squishy stuff that looks like......OMG, the biddings going off the roof!!

Date: 2003-12-07 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Hey, that spoon looks amazingly familiar....and I think Irecognize my famous LimeJello-tiki-Suprise sticking to it!!!

Damn monkeys!!!!

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