Dear Santa....
Dec. 12th, 2003 08:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI have been an awfully good Maus this year...I've been conscientious, helpful, obedient, clever, and thoughtful, giving tiki parties and knitties to people near and far. That whole noodle incident thing is a complete fabrication, and the Buddy-system Kiss-Army Attempted Booty-Call wasn't my fault. I refrained from kicking the Annoying Cow Irker's teeth down his throat even though I probably should have, and have been a good monkey at work and play. So please, please keep this in mind when you look at my wish list this year....
One (1) largeish bag of money, to use for good purposes including dear friends who could use a little extra cha-ching in their lives. Including me.
One (1) Italian scooter in black, please. I can add the glitter. Vespa would be favorite.
One (1) huge gift certificate for Lush...in other words, more bath-goop than is probably healthy. Gimme!!
Ditto one (1) gift certificate to various yarn sites. It's not like the yarn won't be coming back to people in new forms, anyway.
One (1) Evil Overlord, wrapped up all nicey-nice in a bow. I've been that good, really I have.
A great deal of over-the-top German Industrial music, videotapes, anime....aw, heck, go ahead and break down and give me that Hello Kitty dvd player. I wanna watch Kill Bill when it comes out. Over and over and over...
And for stocking stuffers? I'm glad you asked.
I'd like a top hat, several vials of glitter for my utility belt, several free days to complete artistic projects, a monkey, a tiny fez and vest, see monkey) and paperwork for an Official Ms Mausi Underground Laboratory, complete with lightning-machine and machine that goes Ping.
Thank you, Santa...I'll leave the Jack Daniels under the tree, just like last year.
Love and kisses, Ms Maus.
One (1) largeish bag of money, to use for good purposes including dear friends who could use a little extra cha-ching in their lives. Including me.
One (1) Italian scooter in black, please. I can add the glitter. Vespa would be favorite.
One (1) huge gift certificate for Lush...in other words, more bath-goop than is probably healthy. Gimme!!
Ditto one (1) gift certificate to various yarn sites. It's not like the yarn won't be coming back to people in new forms, anyway.
One (1) Evil Overlord, wrapped up all nicey-nice in a bow. I've been that good, really I have.
A great deal of over-the-top German Industrial music, videotapes, anime....aw, heck, go ahead and break down and give me that Hello Kitty dvd player. I wanna watch Kill Bill when it comes out. Over and over and over...
And for stocking stuffers? I'm glad you asked.
I'd like a top hat, several vials of glitter for my utility belt, several free days to complete artistic projects, a monkey, a tiny fez and vest, see monkey) and paperwork for an Official Ms Mausi Underground Laboratory, complete with lightning-machine and machine that goes Ping.
Thank you, Santa...I'll leave the Jack Daniels under the tree, just like last year.
Love and kisses, Ms Maus.
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Date: 2003-12-14 08:14 am (UTC)Have a great Festival of the Elk... e-mail me your snail mail address and I'll send a card... sirreal1331atyahoodotcom
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Date: 2003-12-16 06:04 am (UTC)