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msfledermausMy work, (rhymes with "Stalker" affectionately called by me "Dante's Minimalist Inferno") is having a huge Closing Party since they'll be shutting down the galleries for a year. Everybody's been asking me if I'm going. I've been kind of back-and-forthing about it for a fistful of reasons...
But the funniest reason is, I've seen "Relic" and all kinds of monster movies where you go to the big important party and all Hell breaks loose and the Bug-Eyed-Monster, Insane Scientist, Chainsaw-Wielding Maniac or Horde of Angry Ninjas descend and turn the place into chop suey...and eat all the hors d'ouvres...Of course being an art museum, this means some mad inventor somewhere will be sculpting something white and square and his insane brother will accidentally spill Reanimator Fluid (tm) all over the piece, causing it to grow legs and huge teeth and stomp out into the city looking to free it's square white bretheren...
And of course I'll have my hair up and heels suitable for stumbling while being chased by the Minimalist Hell-Beast. Maybe I can save myself by shoving my boss in front of me:) Hey, that's a reason for going right there....
Heh...maybe I should go and write you all a short story, after I stagger home at 5 am and clean off all the gore and bits of parsley.
I like appetizers, and I'm not letting them go without a fight, ninjas or no.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, it's Wednesday....*siiiigh*
But the funniest reason is, I've seen "Relic" and all kinds of monster movies where you go to the big important party and all Hell breaks loose and the Bug-Eyed-Monster, Insane Scientist, Chainsaw-Wielding Maniac or Horde of Angry Ninjas descend and turn the place into chop suey...and eat all the hors d'ouvres...Of course being an art museum, this means some mad inventor somewhere will be sculpting something white and square and his insane brother will accidentally spill Reanimator Fluid (tm) all over the piece, causing it to grow legs and huge teeth and stomp out into the city looking to free it's square white bretheren...
And of course I'll have my hair up and heels suitable for stumbling while being chased by the Minimalist Hell-Beast. Maybe I can save myself by shoving my boss in front of me:) Hey, that's a reason for going right there....
Heh...maybe I should go and write you all a short story, after I stagger home at 5 am and clean off all the gore and bits of parsley.
I like appetizers, and I'm not letting them go without a fight, ninjas or no.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, it's Wednesday....*siiiigh*
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Date: 2004-02-11 07:01 am (UTC)Love,
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Date: 2004-02-11 09:31 am (UTC)As for the guards...they're being laid off:((((((((((((((( Gimme a call, I'll give you the skinny.