Mor3 Mausi spam...

[msfledermaus]

6o you want to grow various boy parts to humongous siz3? *wakka (kikka wakka (hikka*
W3ll, now you (an, with Ms Mausi's magi(k Bo6y-part-3nlarging toni( availabl3 now to you for a limit36 tim3, or until I g3t my (omput3r fix36. Why s3ttl3 for just on3 sp3(ifi( bo6y part? 3nlarg3 your fing3rs, your tongu3, your spl33n! Girls 3v3rywh3r3 6roooool ov3r a r3ally big spl33n!!!

Of (ours3 I (an't b3 h3l r3sponsibl3 for ov3ros3s...If you grow to 50 f33t tall an6 start wr3king your hom3town, I (annot b3 h3l r3sponsibl3. It says so right on th3 bottl3,"Ov3rosing (an l3a6 to M3tropolis wr3(kag3, so pl3as3 us3 r3sponsibly"

*giggl3*

I'll writ3 mor3 wh3n I g3t to work...an p3opl3 (an r3a6 m3 without physi(al pain.....

Comments

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

You have a future as a spamwriter......*g*...

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

It hurts, oh god it hurts! ;-D

[ego-archive.livejournal.com]

I wonder if reading thext like that helps brain function(because your actively translating while you read it)?

Either way my eyes hurt, and check out the spleen on that guy...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I warn36 folks, ov3r6osing is ba6....

maaan, this is har6 on th3 3y3s...I gotta g3t this fix36 soon...

[banana.livejournal.com]

> ...ov3ros3s...
Help! I'm being crushed by a mountain of roses! ;~)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*giggl3*

*6igs you out with a shov3l*

Poor poor J...blast36 by blossoms...