*sneak sneak sneak*

[msfledermaus]

*ahem*

Blah....blah blah BLAH blah blah...I got sumthin' to say....oh wait, no I don't. I'm just goofing off in those precious, precious minutes before I run screaming out the door and off into what's left of the day. I don't even have an April Fool joke or anything. *sigh* in fact, no one's pulled any April Fool anything to my knowledge. I might have thought about it, but I just couldn't come up with anything good. Or something that wouldn't get me good and fired. Seriously, is my work environment killing off the more devil-may-care aspects of my personality? The answer: Well, duh!!!

It could just be I need a strong shot of vitamin d, some cheap sushi and some quality time with a trashy magazine to get back my joie de vivre... I don't think the Wedge offers the Weekly World News, however. It's hard to be a proper smartass when you're wolfing sushi and reading the Utne Reader:/

Dooom, dooom, doooommmm...--GO HOME NOW!