Awwright!!!

[msfledermaus]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ms Mausiosis
Cause:	mosquito bite
Symptoms:	groin swelling, pacing, vomiting blood, excessive aphasia
Cure:	expensive biofeedback devices
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[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

This would explain that shoulder pain that my doctor has been unable to cure:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Cynnerth's Disease
Cause:	spread by rats
Symptoms:	ability to fly, vague knee pain, frequent shoulder pain
Cure:	expensive biofeedback devices
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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Would the Orbital Mind-Control_Laser count as an expensive biofeedback device?

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Don't aim that thing at me!!
*puts on aluminum foil hat to thwart the OMCL*

[daifu.livejournal.com]

Ow my groin!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*ommmmmmmmmmmcure Daifu of his groinage oooommmmmmmmmmm*

Pray for me

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Serendipityosis
Cause:	genetic mutation
Symptoms:	aggression, sudden double-jointedness, snoring, squinting
Cure:	prayer
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Re: Pray for me

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Starts chanting in old Assyrian*
Damn, wrong prayer..I think I just called up Tiamat! Duck and coverrrr!

Re: Pray for me

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Aiyeeeeeee!

I feel a sudden episode of double-jointedness coming on!