Hypothetical Hammerfall...

[msfledermaus]

Over lunch I'd been re-reading Lucifer's Hammer
by Larry Niven. (It's about what would happen if the Earth got a massive comet strike.) I'd been reading about Hollywood and most of California dissapearing under a massive Tsunami. (Bye, Serendipity!!) London drowning, (there goes J and Richard!!) the East Coast disappearing under waves and rain, (Elllyyyy!!!) Glaciers coming down from the north, (Well, there goes Daruba and Ilona and JohnBoze and Me and Aphonia and Ana and Cyn and Kev!!)
Well maybe Glauko might survive, down in South America. But the rest of us would be toast.

Unless...

And here's my hypothetical bit: Suppose a bunch of us survived, for whatever reasons. Suppose we managed to get together. (Yes, this is *Very* hypothetical.* What skills would you have to keep a small community of people alive? You'd need doctors and sentries and farmers and possibly someone who knew about generators and electrical systems and building skills...

I tell ya: Besides what camping, canning, and herbalism skills I have, I don't know if I'd be particularly useful:) (Ummm, I can draw purty stuff, and I can cook?) Okay, mabe the herbs would help, especially since we wouldn't be making meds for a long time. Oh, and breeder stock. (*shudder*)

Ms Eff, scaring herself with a story of a giant *Ka-Boom!*

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

i can do the camping stuff. I have a knack for it.

And i understand how systems work. Being an engineer and all.

And i'm good with my hands, and with massages too!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard, Daruba!!!

MS Eff- Life without massages would be not worth living:)

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I wouldn't be much help. What special skills do I have? I can file at work, but I don't at home. I'm a terrible housekeeper *coughing out dustballs from my basement* and...ugh...I can't protect us from spiders and other creepy-crawlies. I feel itchy all over after running into so many of them while cleaning today. *shudder*

So, ok, we're living by the skin of our teeth so we don't need filing and housekeeping anyway. You're already the best storyteller and artist to keep our minds off the doom and devestation around us.

I'd hate to have to kill myself just to keep from being a burden to the rest of the group. Can you help me think of something I'm good at? *whimper* I don't wanna die.....!! ;)

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

*grin*

i knew it would be my selling point

I've got it!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

You can be...
a Xena Impersonator/decoy!! We could dress you like Xena, put you out front, and you can scare the bad guys who try to take our stuff while I hide behind you doing the Xena yell and brandishing Bubba the morning-star mace:) That's enough to keep you!!

Besides, you have a free labor force--your teenage kids!!!Just trot 'em out to the gardens and keep them yaking weeds, and we'll be happy. (Happy we don't have to do it ourselves, that is!;)

Love,Ms Eff...glad to have you with the commune, sistah!

*snicker*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Plus it will attract other people to our happy tribe..
*Puts out sign: Free massages to anybody with medical or gardening skills!*

See, we're set, guys!!!

Ms Eff, building a bonfire and setting up camp.

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

*breaks out massage table*

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

i can make the camp look pretty and entertain you guys with visits from all my personalities!.

and i can give hugs and kisses to anyone wanting them.

and i'll bring my mom cuz she is way cool and a gardening expert! and a PR expert so she could market the camp and attract cool people!

Holding up my Conehead Senso-Ring....

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...scaring away men...that DOES seem to be one of my talents! *snicker*

Yiiiiiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!!

I knew those kids would come in handy for something eventually.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Okay, I think we've got the hugs, kisses, massages, entertainment angle covered.

I can grow and find food too. I can make us some living accommodations. Wow. That sounds great. :-| I'm *that* good.

And don't worry about Cyn, she is very entertaining!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, you mentioned breeding stock? I can help perpetuate the species!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Love and gardening? You're in!!!

Ms Eff, getting out the shovels and seedlings and
ribbons... Can we get garden gnomes and flamingoes?

Re: Holding up my Conehead Senso-Ring....

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Brandishes manacing-looking midaeval weapons*

Yeah!!! Take THAT!!! Nyaaaah!!!
(Various Bad Men go running away..."Curses!! Foiled again!")

Ms Eff, applauding Cyn, Defender of the Groovy Compound O' Luv....

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Building stuff is needed--we need a lodge to live in, after all...I can sculpt, so I can figure out some cementy stuff if I have to. I know what to give people to break infections and I can heimlich and first-aid people. (But birthing babies? I don't know 'bout birthin'babies...S'pose I could learn reeeealy fast.)

Oh, and I can make a pretty good leg-trap with rope. Caught my brother in one as a kid..*grin*

Ms Eff, roasting potatoes and garlic in the fire and making soup for a dozen....I always get stuck cooking:)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Uh oh...did you see that "dunno about birthin' babies" bit in the past post? Um, midwifery...*goes through herbal books nervously*

Um, Cyn? You don't want any more kids, do you?

Ms Eff, studying hard. No Forceps!!!Nooooo forceps!!!

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

YAY! i won't have to wonder the world alone, decorating as i go!

garden gnomes and flamingos...hmmm...yeah, um...i have the PERFECT place for those to go!!!!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Super!!!! They'll look fabulous and scare away intruders!!! Nobody messes with flamingoes!!!Yeaaaah!

Ms Eff, getting the phalanxes of Feathery Fellows into position.

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Well, since I was the first one to go, all I can do is wave bbbbbyyyyyyyye............

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*WHHHHOOOSSSHH*

Did I just see Ser shoot past on a surfboard on the biggest wave I've ever seen? And she's WAVING at us and grinning!!!! And there's a little kid hanging off the back and yelling "Wooohoo!"

Well, at least she won't hear the accordion over the roar of the water...Smooth sailing, Ser!!

Love, Ms Eff, trying to figure out if she just planted chickpeas or sweet peas...we'll make hummus and find out in the fall...

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[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Whhhhhheeeeeeeee, whatta way to go!