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Random stuff...

I have a cow-irker with a Ouija-Radio t-shirt on today, complete with a picture of Max Schrek crouched over a huge radio. I grinned and pointed at his shirt, saying, "Nosferatu got boom-box!" We both snickered. Now I want a t-shirt starring a Nosferatu with a boom-box on it...

I'm fighting little anxiety attacks all over work today. Maus wants out. Maus wants out.
I just keep breathing and chanting, "You are not your job, you are not your job, and lucky thing, too, isn't it?"

Which leads to an interesting question...what else does Mausi want today, hah?

Maus wants bad movies. Bad, bad bad movies. We're talking Ford Beebe and Sandy Frank here...

Maus wants more dumplings!!! More more more!

Maus wants a neck rub. *shrugs a bit to loosen sore neck*

Maus wants some quality time with the knitting. Pirate Potholders Mark 3, which I will keep for myself this time, dammit...and maybe a Pirate bikini top. Yarr...

Maus wants Currytime with the Gnome and Ms Priscilla! (This is pretty attainable:)

Maus wants to make you listen to Nick Cave until you know all the words to "The Curse of Milhaven" Bwahahaha!!

Maus wants justice re: the ex-landlord who's still being a jerk to Ms Kitty, who's still stuck in the Crackstack. Vegetable Justice, which involves throwing tomatoes at my ex-landlord's head, would be perfectly acceptable. Instead of tomatoes I will throw melons. Big, heavy ones. With a catapult. Maybe broccoli too... Anybody got some coconuts?

Maus wants to feed squid crackers to out of town friends. Squid--it's what's for dinner!!

Maus wants to get out of the Inferno early. *looks at door and whines piteously*

You know what I want....so what do you want? And does it match anything on the list?
Ahem: Squid crackers. You want them. Don't lie. I can feel the need for squid. Nyaah nyaah....