uhhhhh....

Jul. 20th, 2004 08:29 am
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*Blinks groggily*

My next-door neighbor had some kind of weird meltdown last night between 10:30 and 11 last night, accusing me (Why me? I don't even *know* this lady!) of being a prostitute.
I slept kind of rough. She knocked on my door again at 7:30 this morning with some kind of weird apology, and I told her if she EVER knocked on my door again I was calling the office AND the cops. And slammed the door shut.

At least the office manager in this morning was properly appalled at the situation. It makes me feel a little better; that someone's got an interest in my comfort and safety in my new apartment. She's getting back to me later on today about it. I'm still more than a little creeped out by the fact that I apparently live next door to some kind of psycho.

So I'm drinking lots of tea to make up for the sleep I didn't get...

*mutter*

Dammit, there's always something, isn't there?

Date: 2004-07-20 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreaming-soul.livejournal.com

What was she basing that accusation on? Weird.

When I lived on the second floor of an apartment building, my downstairs neighbor used to bang on the floor and yell obscene things at me, because she thought I had my stereo on. I left my number on her door and she called... again yelling obscenities. She called the apartment management and the police. She made threats on my life and my tires. I was so freaked out due to the threats that I broke my lease and moved out. On the last day, I was there getting the last of my things... she came over, introduced herself, and apologized. Her neighbor, across the hall, was the one with the stereo. She felt so bad and helped me carry my dresser. :)

Date: 2004-07-20 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I think she based it on me waving goodbye to a guy friend of mine..but what a stretch!!!

Hopefully the management will have a word or two, and I've documented the weirdness....and hopefully it won't happen again.

Date: 2004-07-20 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com
So what are your rates? Just in case I'm ever in your area and ... um... have "needs"...

:)

It sounds like you have a very odd neighbor. How long has she been there? Is this the first run in with her?

Date: 2004-07-20 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I haven't a clue...this is the first time we've met:(

I think she may be mentally ill or something. All I know is I want her to stay the HELL away from me.

Date: 2004-07-20 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
She sounds like she needs a good zapping with the Orbital Mind Control Laser.

Date: 2004-07-20 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
And I've got it right here! mwahahahaaaa!!
*revs it up and points it at Mausi's neighbor*

What should I set it on?

Date: 2004-07-20 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Set it on "deep fat fry!"

Date: 2004-07-20 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
*rotates dial to DFF*
*puts on oven mitts*

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
*sizzle*
*smoke*

More?

Date: 2004-07-20 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
I gave this thing a Clue Stick upgrade.

Do you think she's feeling anything?

*prepares to spray the woman with some more hot laser action*

Date: 2004-07-20 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I hope she's feeling crispy....she's gotta be, we're all melting today in the heat...

Maybe we can sneak in a Prozak wave on that sucker?

Date: 2004-07-20 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyn.livejournal.com
write a formal letter of complaint and give it to the office manager. then they have documentation in case she does it again, or does anything else out of line.

Date: 2004-07-20 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I'm working on it this afternoon, and the manager was happy to document the complaint for me too.

*nods sagely*

Date: 2004-07-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcohenmn.livejournal.com
Was it the lady who lives at the end of the hall? One time after we were hanging out she ran out of her apartment - right up to me - as I waited for the elevator. She then emotionally apologized, "for all the screaming from her apartment". I'd never heard or spoken to her before. Or maybe you have more than one crazy neighbor ... shudder!

Date: 2004-07-20 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Nope, methinks it's the same lady...I haven't met the other neighbors yet.

Date: 2004-07-20 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Dear Ms Maus Mansion Manager

It has come to my attention that one of your tenants is not a prostitute. It appears that a good friend of mine and a repeat customer for the leather and feather special, so popular with visitors to your building in the past, was sent away by one Ms F Maus with the flimsy excuse that she had "no boot-ay for anyone at this time of night, not even the regulars!" Naturally this lead to an altercation and tears. My friend camped out all night on the stairs in hope of a re-match, but left after yet another knock-back in the morning.

Is this any way to run a knocking shop? Get rid of the non-working girl at once! If my friend does not get her fancy tickled next time, I shall have to cancel my block booking and take my extensive custom elsewhere.

Your unfaithfully...

Date: 2004-07-20 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I. Love. You...

*Hugs you hard*

Date: 2004-07-20 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Drop 'em, gorgeous!

Date: 2004-07-21 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*raises hands*

Is there a problem, officer? I have a liscence for this feather boa...

Date: 2004-07-21 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
I can see I'm going to have to take down your particulars.

Date: 2004-07-22 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Hey, no paticulars here, officer!!!

you can frisk me to prove it! Really!!!
*wiggles eyebrows*

Date: 2004-07-22 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
If you're feeling frisky, I'd better show you my credentials...

Date: 2004-07-22 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Please do...

*gets out severe glasses*

Date: 2004-07-20 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serendipity.livejournal.com
She should be more angry at the imaginary johns than at the imaginary prostitute who she has deemed is you.

:P

Date: 2004-07-20 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I just hope I don't have to fetch the non-imaginary police...
Maybe I should tell them about the imaginary marijuana plants and Weapons of Mass Destruction in her apartment. That'll show her:P

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