uhhhhh....
Jul. 20th, 2004 08:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
*Blinks groggily*
My next-door neighbor had some kind of weird meltdown last night between 10:30 and 11 last night, accusing me (Why me? I don't even *know* this lady!) of being a prostitute.
I slept kind of rough. She knocked on my door again at 7:30 this morning with some kind of weird apology, and I told her if she EVER knocked on my door again I was calling the office AND the cops. And slammed the door shut.
At least the office manager in this morning was properly appalled at the situation. It makes me feel a little better; that someone's got an interest in my comfort and safety in my new apartment. She's getting back to me later on today about it. I'm still more than a little creeped out by the fact that I apparently live next door to some kind of psycho.
So I'm drinking lots of tea to make up for the sleep I didn't get...
*mutter*
Dammit, there's always something, isn't there?
My next-door neighbor had some kind of weird meltdown last night between 10:30 and 11 last night, accusing me (Why me? I don't even *know* this lady!) of being a prostitute.
I slept kind of rough. She knocked on my door again at 7:30 this morning with some kind of weird apology, and I told her if she EVER knocked on my door again I was calling the office AND the cops. And slammed the door shut.
At least the office manager in this morning was properly appalled at the situation. It makes me feel a little better; that someone's got an interest in my comfort and safety in my new apartment. She's getting back to me later on today about it. I'm still more than a little creeped out by the fact that I apparently live next door to some kind of psycho.
So I'm drinking lots of tea to make up for the sleep I didn't get...
*mutter*
Dammit, there's always something, isn't there?
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Date: 2004-07-20 01:53 pm (UTC)What was she basing that accusation on? Weird.
When I lived on the second floor of an apartment building, my downstairs neighbor used to bang on the floor and yell obscene things at me, because she thought I had my stereo on. I left my number on her door and she called... again yelling obscenities. She called the apartment management and the police. She made threats on my life and my tires. I was so freaked out due to the threats that I broke my lease and moved out. On the last day, I was there getting the last of my things... she came over, introduced herself, and apologized. Her neighbor, across the hall, was the one with the stereo. She felt so bad and helped me carry my dresser. :)
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Date: 2004-07-20 08:39 pm (UTC)Hopefully the management will have a word or two, and I've documented the weirdness....and hopefully it won't happen again.
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Date: 2004-07-20 02:07 pm (UTC):)
It sounds like you have a very odd neighbor. How long has she been there? Is this the first run in with her?
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Date: 2004-07-20 05:46 pm (UTC)I think she may be mentally ill or something. All I know is I want her to stay the HELL away from me.
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Date: 2004-07-20 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-20 03:42 pm (UTC)*revs it up and points it at Mausi's neighbor*
What should I set it on?
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Date: 2004-07-20 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-20 04:58 pm (UTC)*puts on oven mitts*
ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
*sizzle*
*smoke*
More?
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Date: 2004-07-20 05:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-20 05:49 pm (UTC)Do you think she's feeling anything?
*prepares to spray the woman with some more hot laser action*
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Date: 2004-07-20 09:13 pm (UTC)Maybe we can sneak in a Prozak wave on that sucker?
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Date: 2004-07-20 02:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-20 04:46 pm (UTC)*nods sagely*
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Date: 2004-07-20 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-20 04:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-20 03:03 pm (UTC)It has come to my attention that one of your tenants is not a prostitute. It appears that a good friend of mine and a repeat customer for the leather and feather special, so popular with visitors to your building in the past, was sent away by one Ms F Maus with the flimsy excuse that she had "no boot-ay for anyone at this time of night, not even the regulars!" Naturally this lead to an altercation and tears. My friend camped out all night on the stairs in hope of a re-match, but left after yet another knock-back in the morning.
Is this any way to run a knocking shop? Get rid of the non-working girl at once! If my friend does not get her fancy tickled next time, I shall have to cancel my block booking and take my extensive custom elsewhere.
Your unfaithfully...
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Date: 2004-07-20 04:44 pm (UTC)*Hugs you hard*
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Date: 2004-07-20 10:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-21 06:05 pm (UTC)Is there a problem, officer? I have a liscence for this feather boa...
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Date: 2004-07-21 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-22 01:47 pm (UTC)you can frisk me to prove it! Really!!!
*wiggles eyebrows*
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Date: 2004-07-22 05:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-22 08:44 pm (UTC)*gets out severe glasses*
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Date: 2004-07-20 06:34 pm (UTC):P
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Date: 2004-07-20 08:37 pm (UTC)Maybe I should tell them about the imaginary marijuana plants and Weapons of Mass Destruction in her apartment. That'll show her:P