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msfledermaus*Drags out large smiley tikis, and lights the fires in their mouths*
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
