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msfledermaus*Drags out large smiley tikis, and lights the fires in their mouths*
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
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Date: 2004-09-28 12:00 am (UTC)Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 12:04 am (UTC)So, what can I getcha?
*starts putting ice in the blender*
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Date: 2004-09-28 12:32 am (UTC)Kâmau kî`aha i `olu, i pahe`e i kô pu`u ke moni.
*applauds*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:37 am (UTC)Grass skirt, sir? Your choice of colors!!
*swish swish*
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Date: 2004-09-28 12:54 am (UTC)*gasp*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:57 am (UTC)My.
You get extra rum in this colada, I think...
*tops with funky umbrella*
I don't reccomend the wicker chairs right now, oh nude one...
*rummages forwelt-reducing cushiions*
Re: *gasp*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:13 pm (UTC)Re: *gasp*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:29 pm (UTC)wha...dangit, I fell asleep again at a party, didn't I?
*checks face for Sharpie-marker mustache*
Hey, nice skirt you've got there!
*revs blender*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:43 am (UTC)*riiiz riiiz*
Re: Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 06:36 am (UTC)Re: Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 12:29 pm (UTC)*makes ice tea with citrus and a couple of floating cherries*
Re: Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 02:53 pm (UTC)Why wouldn't it?
Date: 2004-09-28 01:19 am (UTC)Lesse now...
Soon, soon in your future, you will have heard the wind whisper, "David Hasselhoff..." Why I'm not sure, but it may have to do with the vast quantities of colada you're about to consume.
*Tops off drink with happy tiki swizzle stick*
Re: Why wouldn't it?
Date: 2004-09-28 12:30 pm (UTC)*sob*
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:21 am (UTC)No worries!
Date: 2004-09-28 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:24 am (UTC)*swish swish*
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:27 am (UTC)Woowoo!
Date: 2004-09-28 01:30 am (UTC)aummm...you're washing windows?
Wax on/wax off?
*strums ukelele....badly*
Re: Woowoo!
Date: 2004-09-28 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:37 am (UTC)*pour pour pour pour*
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 02:36 am (UTC)*giggle*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:31 pm (UTC)*Murmers forgiving spell*
Okay, give the nice rock to happy Mr Tiki on the left, and siddown...
*Starts the bean grinder up*
Coffee, Ma'am?:)
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Date: 2004-09-28 08:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 12:34 pm (UTC)*goes into light trance*
I see...I see...spring rolls!! And you're not giving me any!!! So what if I'm a continent away, I think that's very churlish of you...damn, they look like pretty good ones, too...I see....I see after the sping rolls you're Uhhh...hazy....getting mugged by a chimp!!! See, I told you to share them spring rolls!!! Haha!
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Date: 2004-09-29 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-29 11:24 pm (UTC)I'll hafta eat my own at you, then..
*chomp chomp chomp*
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Date: 2004-09-28 12:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 12:33 pm (UTC)*doctors coffee with cream and a small shot of coconut flavoring*
Now you're set:)