msfledermaus | Great Mother Night, preserve us all from harm....

That smug little bastard WON?!?!?!!?

*Buries face in hands*

I avoided the news all night last night--couldn't take the suspense. I hopped online this morning, figuring if I'm going to be laughing hysterically or banging my head on the furniture, I'd better do it in the privacy of my own home.

Goddammit. I don't think I can take another four years. I can't take another four minutes.
I can't afford to leave the country. ( though many of us Dems were jokingly talking about secession this weekend at a party. Nicollet Island, anyone?) I think my only realistic alternative personally is to go the Hannah Hoch route--She stayed the whole time in Nazi-occupied Germany, making art and burying it all in trunks in the back yard so they wouldn't be destroyed. Maybe I should take up collage again...

I'm babbling now, I can't seem to help it. Among other things, this pretty much guarantees we're going to have another terrorist attack in this country. Many of the nice guys at my Post Office are going to be sent back to Iraq--again. We're never gonna get the truth anymore--about anything. Ohhhhshit oh shit oh shit oh shit....

*starts the soothing ritual of banging my head against the table*