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(Or more correctly haikai, since there's more than one...)

My job would be great
if more people would do theirs.
As it is, I'm swamped...

USPS are
bunch of incompetent gits.
Must call to complain...

It's not even nine,
and I need to hide from my
needy cow-irkers...

Must remind them all
that I'm not their personal
post office for free...

That's not even time
to put on my devil horns
and go, "Nyaahaahaah!"


(Insert Dungeon Keeper voice here)
"Your creatures are annoyed...you cannot pay them..."
"Your creatures are being attacked..."
"Your creatures are becoming hungry..."
"Your creatures are becoming angry..."

*makes imp-like "Dweeeee!" noise...*

Date: 2004-11-08 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nothinganything.livejournal.com
Oo - can you explode a chicken for me?

Date: 2004-11-09 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*BOOMF!*

*Bok_KAWK!*

*Explosion of feathers*

Hehheh, I live for that!
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Date: 2004-11-09 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*brush brush brush*
this always happens when I haukai...:P

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