| TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey |
| Name: | Ms F. Maus |
| Birthday: | Why, you got a leftover present for me? |
| Birthplace: | St Paul, Mn in a hospital which no longer exists. |
| Current Location: | The middle of Mausiland, bebeh! |
| Eye Color: | Choclately brown |
| Hair Color: | Caca marron, courtesy of Lush. |
| Height: | 5'3 and 1/4 |
| Right Handed or Left Handed: | Right. right? Right! |
| Your Heritage: | Heinz 57 |
| The Shoes You Wore Today: | I have been barefoot allll day long! |
| Your Weakness: | self confidence, stresspuppy, cheesecake in fridge |
| Your Fears: | Crawly things, failure, serious illness. |
| Your Perfect Pizza: | Onion, garlic, mushroom, basil, uhhh...cheese... |
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: | Start new job, make art, be happy |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: | loevlovelove! |
| Thoughts First Waking Up: | Hey,I have cheesecake in fridge! |
| Your Best Physical Feature: | Pointed ears! |
| Your Bedtime: | 9:30-midnight... |
| Your Most Missed Memory: | memories of a caregiver of mine |
| Pepsi or Coke: | N/a, tea freak |
| MacDonalds or Burger King: | N/a, see "Supersize Me" |
| Single or Group Dates: | Yes. |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: | Barbaric!!! It's Imerial silver Needle all the way! |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: | Yes |
| Cappuccino or Coffee: | yes |
| Do you Smoke: | no... |
| Do you Swear: | What the fuck you talkin' about, Willis? |
| Do you Sing: | In-a-gadda-da-vida,bebeh, dontcha know that I... |
| Do you Shower Daily: | shower, bathe, soak, run through sprinklers... |
| Have you Been in Love: | Yes, yes, uhhh, yes, maybe, yes. |
| Do you want to go to College: | been there, done that. |
| Do you want to get Married: | Are you asking? I never knew you cared! |
| Do you belive in yourself: | If I don't do I stop existing? Does a tree fall in the woods? |
| Do you get Motion Sickness: | Ooog, don't ask me, *barfs into bag* |
| Do you think you are Attractive: | sometimes *shrug* |
| Are you a Health Freak: | See cheescake references |
| Do you get along with your Parents: | Again with the not-easily answered questions... |
| Do you like Thunderstorms: | Yes/no...er...yes? No! No! Duck and coverrr! |
| Do you play an Instrument: | I play the Bodhran...sorta. |
| In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: | Isn't that have you drunk? Your english teacher whould be ashamed! |
| In the past month have you Smoked: | Noooo....I'm saving the banana peels for later. |
| In the past month have you been on Drugs: | see cheescake reference |
| In the past month have you gone on a Date: | You're so jealous, aren't you? Stop asking where I've been!!! |
| In the past month have you gone to a Mall: | No, but I need socks....badly... |
| In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: | No...and I bet you've got a box, and you're not sharing!! |
| In the past month have you eaten Sushi: | all I remember is falling asleep at that sushi bar... |
| In the past month have you been on Stage: | All the world's a stage, bebeh. |
| In the past month have you been Dumped: | No but I've taken a few...does that help? |
| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: | I'd have to claw through the ice, first. |
| In the past month have you Stolen Anything: | Just your soul, mister...just your soul... |
| Ever been Drunk: | How drunk are we talking? a little, or Tom Waits? |
| Ever been called a Tease: | *bats eyes* maybe |
| Ever been Beaten up: | yep, wedgied, even! |
| Ever Shoplifted: | you've got the tapes, don't you, DON'T YOU?!? |
| How do you want to Die: | As a happy old lady surrounded by friends and yarn. |
| What do you want to be when you Grow Up: | A fire chief! a mailman! an astronaut!! Your boss! |
| What country would you most like to Visit: | Japan was really cool... |
| In a Boy/Girl.. |
| Favourite Eye Color: | Is this for me, or the people I'm attracted to? |
| Favourite Hair Color: | Reds, browns, greens, fuscia... |
| Short or Long Hair: | longish |
| Height: | taller than Mini-me |
| Weight: | lighter than Jabba the Hut. Bo-chuda... |
| Best Clothing Style: | Interesting, original, comfortable, lovely |
| Number of Drugs I have taken: | Do I count the cheescake? |
| Number of CDs I own: | Hey, hands off! *whack* |
| Number of Piercings: | ears...I'm allergic to pain. |
| Number of Tattoos: | none...see piercings |
| Number of things in my Past I Regret: | Wanna be here all day/ It's that long... |
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