TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Ms F. Maus Birthday: Why, you got a leftover present for me? Birthplace: St Paul, Mn in a hospital which no longer exists. Current Location: The middle of Mausiland, bebeh! Eye Color: Choclately brown Hair Color: Caca marron, courtesy of Lush. Height: 5'3 and 1/4 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. right? Right! Your Heritage: Heinz 57 The Shoes You Wore Today: I have been barefoot allll day long! Your Weakness: self confidence, stresspuppy, cheesecake in fridge Your Fears: Crawly things, failure, serious illness. Your Perfect Pizza: Onion, garlic, mushroom, basil, uhhh...cheese... Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start new job, make art, be happy Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: loevlovelove! Thoughts First Waking Up: Hey,I have cheesecake in fridge! Your Best Physical Feature: Pointed ears! Your Bedtime: 9:30-midnight... Your Most Missed Memory: memories of a caregiver of mine Pepsi or Coke: N/a, tea freak MacDonalds or Burger King: N/a, see "Supersize Me" Single or Group Dates: Yes. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Barbaric!!! It's Imerial silver Needle all the way! Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes Cappuccino or Coffee: yes Do you Smoke: no... Do you Swear: What the fuck you talkin' about, Willis? Do you Sing: In-a-gadda-da-vida,bebeh, dontcha know that I... Do you Shower Daily: shower, bathe, soak, run through sprinklers... Have you Been in Love: Yes, yes, uhhh, yes, maybe, yes. Do you want to go to College: been there, done that. Do you want to get Married: Are you asking? I never knew you cared! Do you belive in yourself: If I don't do I stop existing? Does a tree fall in the woods? Do you get Motion Sickness: Ooog, don't ask me, *barfs into bag* Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes *shrug* Are you a Health Freak: See cheescake references Do you get along with your Parents: Again with the not-easily answered questions... Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes/no...er...yes? No! No! Duck and coverrr! Do you play an Instrument: I play the Bodhran...sorta. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Isn't that have you drunk? Your english teacher whould be ashamed! In the past month have you Smoked: Noooo....I'm saving the banana peels for later. In the past month have you been on Drugs: see cheescake reference In the past month have you gone on a Date: You're so jealous, aren't you? Stop asking where I've been!!! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, but I need socks....badly... In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No...and I bet you've got a box, and you're not sharing!! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: all I remember is falling asleep at that sushi bar... In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage, bebeh. In the past month have you been Dumped: No but I've taken a few...does that help? In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'd have to claw through the ice, first. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just your soul, mister...just your soul... Ever been Drunk: How drunk are we talking? a little, or Tom Waits? Ever been called a Tease: *bats eyes* maybe Ever been Beaten up: yep, wedgied, even! Ever Shoplifted: you've got the tapes, don't you, DON'T YOU?!? How do you want to Die: As a happy old lady surrounded by friends and yarn. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A fire chief! a mailman! an astronaut!! Your boss! What country would you most like to Visit: Japan was really cool... In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Is this for me, or the people I'm attracted to? Favourite Hair Color: Reds, browns, greens, fuscia... Short or Long Hair: longish Height: taller than Mini-me Weight: lighter than Jabba the Hut. Bo-chuda... Best Clothing Style: Interesting, original, comfortable, lovely Number of Drugs I have taken: Do I count the cheescake? Number of CDs I own: Hey, hands off! *whack* Number of Piercings: ears...I'm allergic to pain. Number of Tattoos: none...see piercings Number of things in my Past I Regret: Wanna be here all day/ It's that long... CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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Date: 2005-03-09 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-10 04:01 pm (UTC)I love mangling quizzes:)
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Date: 2005-03-09 10:14 pm (UTC)haahahahahaa!
Great answers :)
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Date: 2005-03-10 04:01 pm (UTC)I was inspired by your answers, ma'am:)
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Date: 2005-03-09 10:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-10 04:03 pm (UTC)Gee lady, you sure are close to my fridge all of a sudden...
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Date: 2005-03-10 10:13 pm (UTC)*grabs a slice of rasberry cheesecake*
Uh, I've got to go. I just remembered an appointment. Bye.