Today I'm going back to the Inferno...

[msfledermaus]

...It's gonna be really weird today...I've been gone two weeks, so I'm guaranteed to have lots of work waiting for me, as well as snarky notes From Mr. Sta-Puft. And of course there's that little matter of me telling them I'm quitting...I think I can crank out the polite-but-cursory "so long, sucker!' letter before I go off on my morning errands. My friends have been suggesting various condolence cards for my boss...my favorite one is a Ben the Neighbor idea: "When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your fuggin' lemons!"

I have tea and peanut butter toast to fortify me on my mission today...maybe I should pick up a Red Bull or something too. Or two. Or twelve. You need lots of B vitamins when you're preparing to turbo-moon your employer... *practices various experimental booty-shakes* I think I'm ready as I get:)

Comments

[fleur.livejournal.com]

I like "when life hands you lemons, squeeze them over lobster!", even though it *is* from a Red Lobster commercial.

[banana.livejournal.com]

...as I flutter off to a better life.

[annablume.livejournal.com]

It's a beautiful day for short-timers! Go have fun now.