Once upon a time...

[msfledermaus]

(Don't you think it's time for a Mad Libs Moment? You know I sure do....)

Once upon a time there was a beauteous opera-singing_____________, who had a metal-band full of _______ and _________, much to the delight of her audience. Whenever they played she would ____________ and _______. hitting various high notes and shimmying with glee. One fine evening many friends and a Maus went to the ____________ to see all this shimmying and sequins and eyeliner and _____________, and drank a lot of Red Bull and _________. When the Opera-diva started singing _________________ everybody went wild and jumped up and down and __________ the stage. And then ________ went up and sent sparks all over the ____________, while singing _______________ as loudly as they could. I enjoyed myself __________ even though I kept using up lots of Kleenex ____________ my _________ all night long...

...And that's part of how I spent my weekend, by the way...

Comments

[dreaming-soul.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a beauteous opera-singing honey bee, who had a metal-band full of cheerios and swing sets, much to the delight of her audience. Whenever they played she would wear 3D glasses and drink Shiner beer hitting various high notes and shimmying with glee. One fine evening many friends and a Maus went to the National Cathedral to see all this shimmying and sequins and eyeliner and joy, and drank a lot of Red Bull and sweet country tea. When the Opera-diva started singing covers of the Grateful Dead everybody went wild and jumped up and down and painted the stage. And then the honey bee went up and sent sparks all over the audience, while singing the alphabet song as loudly as she could. I enjoyed myself three times even though I kept using up lots of Kleenex because my eyes ran all night long...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*clap clap clap clap clap*
bravo! bravo!!! More! more!

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a beauteous opera-singing Coqui (Puerto Rican frog), who had a metal-band full of pyrotechnics and jibaro moonshine rum, much to the delight of her audience. Whenever they played she would hop and swing from the chandelier, hitting various high notes and shimmying with glee. One fine evening many friends and a Maus went to the Lagoon to see all this shimmying and sequins and eyeliner and fishnet stockings, and drank a lot of Red Bull and rum. When the Opera-diva started singing La Traviata everybody went wild and jumped up and down and broke the stage. And then David Byrne's sextet went up and sent sparks all over the rafters, while singing "Burning Down the House" as loudly as they could. I enjoyed myself thoroughly even though I kept using up lots of Kleenex between my toes all night long...

...And that's part of how I spent my weekend, by the way...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

between your toes? Aren't your toenails dry yet?

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I shoulda used the fast dry enamel... Sheesh!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a beauteous opera-singing monkey, who had a metal-band full of squids and leather-clad punks, much to the delight of her audience. Whenever they played she would wiggle and shriek, hitting various high notes and shimmying with glee. One fine evening many friends and a Maus went to the corner bar to see all this shimmying and sequins and eyeliner and tentacles, and drank a lot of Red Bull and octopus ink. When the Opera-diva started singing "Gone, Daddy, Gone" everybody went wild and jumped up and down and flung underwear at the stage. And then fireballs went up and sent sparks all over the frenzied crowd, while singing along as loudly as they could. I enjoyed myself almost illegally even though I kept using up lots of Kleenex blowing my schnozz all night long...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I love it when the monkey sings "Gone, Daddy gone!"...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

LalalaLAlalalaLAlalaaaaa....
*boom*
*giggles into hands*
Man, that's a goodn one!

[banana.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a beauteous opera-singing sea lion, who had a metal-band full of walruses and carpenters, much to the delight of her audience. Whenever they played she would writhe and honk melodiously, hitting various high notes and shimmying with glee. One fine evening many friends and a Maus went to the water park to see all this shimmying and sequins and eyeliner and flippers, and drank a lot of Red Bull and seaweed liqueur. When the Opera-diva started singing Some enchanted evening/You may see a sailor... everybody went wild and jumped up and down and threw fish onto the stage. And then water jets went up and sent sparks all over the band's equipment, while singing dolphins clicked the backing vocals as loudly as they could. I enjoyed myself working on my whale calls even though I kept using up lots of Kleenex wiping brine off my clothing all night long...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yarr! Beware the pirates!! the ninja pirates!