I ripped this off from Daifu...
Apr. 14th, 2005 07:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus(With some changes; some of the original questions were altered or replaced for youramusement.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
~ I died from natural causes:
~ I killed myself:
--I fell into the lake and was gummed to death by scary hordes of catfish?
~ I said I liked you:
--I said I was madly in love with you and wanted to smootch you and make you curry?
~ I kissed you:
--I wouldn't stop massaging your feet and you had to drag me everywhere?
~ I lived next door to you:
~ I stole something, like an ice cream truck?
--I hid in your closet with a big box of Godiva's and wouldn't share?
~ I was hospitalized:
~ I ran away from home: (Well, I did run away from a job...)
~ I got into a Cheeze-whiz fight and you weren't there:
--I got into a fight and you WERE there and I accidentally and not on purpose squirted you with cheese-whiz?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
~ Personality:
~ Eyes:
--Elbows:
~ Face:
~ Hair:
~ Clothes:
~ Family:
--Spleen:
WOULD YOU:
~ Be my friend?: (would you really? REALLY? Aw, c'mon, why not? Don't run awaaaay!)
~ Keep a secret if I told you one?:
~ Hold my hand?:
~ Take a bullet for me?: (In a Hong-Kong movie-dramatic-backflip-kinda way...)
~ Keep in touch?:
~ Try and solve my problems?:
~ Love me?:
~ Date me?:
--climb up my bulding with sucker pads to peek in my windows at night?
--Solve alllll my problems and be my bestest, bestest buddy in the whooole world and never leave me and let me put jam on your--wait, where are you going? Come back!!! Nooooooo!!!
HAVE YOU EVER:
~ Lied to make me feel better?:
--Lied that no, really, it's okay you can't get the glitter out...
~ Wanted to kiss me?:
~ Wanted to kill me?:
--Wanted to not kill me exactly, but definitely wanted to lock me in a closet until the whining stopped?
--Wanted to rub my feet? You can, you know, I'll let you...
~ Broke my heart?:
--Kidnapped my sock-monkey and tied him into a square knot because it was funny?
~ Kept something important from me?:
~ Thought I was unbearably annoying?:(Well, that's most people)
--Thought I was a good soul for putting up with you when you were unbearably annoying?
--Thought it was a little scary that I had so much yarn in the house...
Have fun, peoples!
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
~ I died from natural causes:
~ I killed myself:
--I fell into the lake and was gummed to death by scary hordes of catfish?
~ I said I liked you:
--I said I was madly in love with you and wanted to smootch you and make you curry?
~ I kissed you:
--I wouldn't stop massaging your feet and you had to drag me everywhere?
~ I lived next door to you:
~ I stole something, like an ice cream truck?
--I hid in your closet with a big box of Godiva's and wouldn't share?
~ I was hospitalized:
~ I ran away from home: (Well, I did run away from a job...)
~ I got into a Cheeze-whiz fight and you weren't there:
--I got into a fight and you WERE there and I accidentally and not on purpose squirted you with cheese-whiz?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
~ Personality:
~ Eyes:
--Elbows:
~ Face:
~ Hair:
~ Clothes:
~ Family:
--Spleen:
WOULD YOU:
~ Be my friend?: (would you really? REALLY? Aw, c'mon, why not? Don't run awaaaay!)
~ Keep a secret if I told you one?:
~ Hold my hand?:
~ Take a bullet for me?: (In a Hong-Kong movie-dramatic-backflip-kinda way...)
~ Keep in touch?:
~ Try and solve my problems?:
~ Love me?:
~ Date me?:
--climb up my bulding with sucker pads to peek in my windows at night?
--Solve alllll my problems and be my bestest, bestest buddy in the whooole world and never leave me and let me put jam on your--wait, where are you going? Come back!!! Nooooooo!!!
HAVE YOU EVER:
~ Lied to make me feel better?:
--Lied that no, really, it's okay you can't get the glitter out...
~ Wanted to kiss me?:
~ Wanted to kill me?:
--Wanted to not kill me exactly, but definitely wanted to lock me in a closet until the whining stopped?
--Wanted to rub my feet? You can, you know, I'll let you...
~ Broke my heart?:
--Kidnapped my sock-monkey and tied him into a square knot because it was funny?
~ Kept something important from me?:
~ Thought I was unbearably annoying?:(Well, that's most people)
--Thought I was a good soul for putting up with you when you were unbearably annoying?
--Thought it was a little scary that I had so much yarn in the house...
Have fun, peoples!
