I ripped this off from Daifu...

[msfledermaus]

(With some changes; some of the original questions were altered or replaced for youramusement.
)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
~ I died from natural causes:
~ I killed myself:
--I fell into the lake and was gummed to death by scary hordes of catfish?
~ I said I liked you:
--I said I was madly in love with you and wanted to smootch you and make you curry?
~ I kissed you:
--I wouldn't stop massaging your feet and you had to drag me everywhere?
~ I lived next door to you:
~ I stole something, like an ice cream truck?
--I hid in your closet with a big box of Godiva's and wouldn't share?
~ I was hospitalized:
~ I ran away from home: (Well, I did run away from a job...)
~ I got into a Cheeze-whiz fight and you weren't there:
--I got into a fight and you WERE there and I accidentally and not on purpose squirted you with cheese-whiz?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
~ Personality:
~ Eyes:
--Elbows:
~ Face:
~ Hair:
~ Clothes:
~ Family:
--Spleen:
WOULD YOU:
~ Be my friend?: (would you really? REALLY? Aw, c'mon, why not? Don't run awaaaay!)
~ Keep a secret if I told you one?:
~ Hold my hand?:
~ Take a bullet for me?: (In a Hong-Kong movie-dramatic-backflip-kinda way...)
~ Keep in touch?:
~ Try and solve my problems?:
~ Love me?:
~ Date me?:
--climb up my bulding with sucker pads to peek in my windows at night?
--Solve alllll my problems and be my bestest, bestest buddy in the whooole world and never leave me and let me put jam on your--wait, where are you going? Come back!!! Nooooooo!!!
HAVE YOU EVER:
~ Lied to make me feel better?:
--Lied that no, really, it's okay you can't get the glitter out...
~ Wanted to kiss me?:
~ Wanted to kill me?:
--Wanted to not kill me exactly, but definitely wanted to lock me in a closet until the whining stopped?
--Wanted to rub my feet? You can, you know, I'll let you...
~ Broke my heart?:
--Kidnapped my sock-monkey and tied him into a square knot because it was funny?
~ Kept something important from me?:
~ Thought I was unbearably annoying?:(Well, that's most people)
--Thought I was a good soul for putting up with you when you were unbearably annoying?
--Thought it was a little scary that I had so much yarn in the house...


Have fun, peoples!

Comments

[riotdorrrk.livejournal.com]

> --I said I was madly in love with you and wanted to smootch you and make you curry?

DAAAAAAYumnnnn i wounnt be havin no issue with that... especially if it was red curry. mmmmm.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Red curry with chili paste and cashews and the meat/tofu of your choice? I make some gooooood curry; ask anyone!

[riotdorrrk.livejournal.com]

yes please.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*ladles curry and basmati rice into pretty raku bowl...*

I should get out the condensed milk and make some thai iced tea with this, huh?


(Damn...now I know what I hafta make for dinner:P)

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
~ I died from natural causes: Cry
~ I killed myself: Scream and cry
--I fell into the lake and was gummed to death by scary hordes of catfish? Try saving you, then scream and cry
~ I said I liked you: Smile
--I said I was madly in love with you and wanted to smootch you and make you curry? Eat the curry
~ I kissed you: Look very surprised
--I wouldn't stop massaging your feet and you had to drag me everywhere? Surrender and let you
~ I lived next door to you: Visit a lot
~ I stole something, like an ice cream truck? Come over a lot for ice cream
--I hid in your closet with a big box of Godiva's and wouldn't share? Cry
~ I was hospitalized: Visit you and bring you comics
~ I ran away from home: (Well, I did run away from a job...) Look for you
~ I got into a Cheeze-whiz fight and you weren't there: Look forward to reading about it in your journal
--I got into a fight and you WERE there and I accidentally and not on purpose squirted you with cheese-whiz? Lick it off and then ask for a cracker
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
~ Personality: Perfect!
~ Eyes: Perfect!
--Elbows: Perfect!
~ Face: Perfect!
~ Hair: Luxurious
~ Clothes: Comfortable!
~ Family: Interesting!
--Spleen: I secretly covet your spleen
WOULD YOU:
~ Be my friend?: (would you really? REALLY? Aw, c'mon, why not? Don't run awaaaay!) Yes!
~ Keep a secret if I told you one?: Yes
~ Hold my hand?: Yes
~ Take a bullet for me?: (In a Hong-Kong movie-dramatic-backflip-kinda way...) *looking for an escape route* errrr Yes?
~ Keep in touch?: Yes
~ Try and solve my problems?: Yes
~ Love me?: Yes!!!
~ Date me?: If Freekee will let me
--climb up my bulding with sucker pads to peek in my windows at night? No ma’am
--Solve alllll my problems and be my bestest, bestest buddy in the whooole world and never leave me and let me put jam on your--wait, where are you going? Come back!!! Nooooooo!!! Yes!
HAVE YOU EVER:
~ Lied to make me feel better?: NEVER
--Lied that no, really, it's okay you can't get the glitter out... How can glitter be wrong?!
~ Wanted to kiss me?: Yes
~ Wanted to kill me?: NEVER
--Wanted to not kill me exactly, but definitely wanted to lock me in a closet until the whining stopped? No
--Wanted to rub my feet? You can, you know, I'll let you... I’ll do yours if you do mine
~ Broke my heart?: God I hope not!
--Kidnapped my sock-monkey and tied him into a square knot because it was funny? It wasn’t me, I swear it wasn’t me! Nobody saw me, you can’t prove anything!! *runs away*
~ Kept something important from me?: No
~ Thought I was unbearably annoying?:(Well, that's most people) No!
--Thought I was a good soul for putting up with you when you were unbearably annoying? It’s one of your best charms
--Thought it was a little scary that I had so much yarn in the house... No, I just want to roll in it.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks, ma'am:)

I knew it hadda be you and that monkey of mine....*Giggles hard*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Heh...you are a splendid, splendid ape...
*blushes*

I must send something really good sometime soon...like a curry packet or some kind of letter-cosy or something. I mean, you're just so swell:)

[emschin.livejournal.com]

What would I do if you died, or killed yourself? I'd cry and call up Cyn so we could cry together.

If you were in danger of being gummed to death by fish, I'd watch carefully so I could describe in in LJ. Then I'd wonder how it felt.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

At least I don't have any death-plans in the near future...I thought about taking those out of the quiz I found, really, it's just a bit gruesome...

I suppose I am in a little danger if I keep feeding the catfish in the pond by my apartment...if I ran out of bread and didn't run for it fast enough I could see myself being in big trouble:) They have some feeerocious gums!!!

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
--I fell into the lake and was gummed to death by scary hordes of catfish? I would proudly say that you were my best friend in the whole world who was ever gummed to death by catfish
~ I said I liked you: That would never happen ;)
--I said I was madly in love with you and wanted to smootch you and make you curry? Pretend I'm not married? After all we're talking about love AND curry
~ I kissed you: I kiss back
--I hid in your closet with a big box of Godiva's and wouldn't share? Wait til the chocolate runs out and then coax you out with flowery aromatherapy bath goop.
~ I was hospitalized: I'd bring Neil Gaiman books and graphic novels
--I got into a fight and you WERE there and I accidentally and not on purpose squirted you with cheese-whiz? Make you wear Philly Steak and bread so'z we could make a sandwich.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
~ Personality: Quirky but very good and healthy (except when think about the ex-employer)
~ Eyes: Engaging
--Elbows: Ouch
~ Face: Alternating between infectious Smiling and seriousness
~ Hair: I've never seen you have a bad hair day.
~ Clothes: Black
~ Family: Dysfunctional
--Spleen: If we ever made hot sockmonkey love, promise me you won't rupture my spleen.
WOULD YOU:
~ Be my friend?: (would you really? REALLY? Aw, c'mon, why not? Don't run awaaaay!) Yes
~ Keep a secret if I told you one?: Yes, if you keep my secrets..
~ Hold my hand?: Only until you tell me to get my cold clammy fish hands off..
~ Take a bullet for me?: (In a Hong-Kong movie-dramatic-backflip-kinda way...)
~ Keep in touch?: I try to.
~ Try and solve my problems?: I try to, but you're much better at it than me.
~ Love me?: Yes, definitely, but in a platonic way.
~ Date me?: Yes, definitely, but in a platonic way.
--climb up my bulding with sucker pads to peek in my windows at night? Uh, no?
--Solve alllll my problems and be my bestest, bestest buddy in the whooole world and never leave me and let me put jam on your--wait, where are you going? Come back!!! Nooooooo!!! jam on, sister!
HAVE YOU EVER:
~ Lied to make me feel better?: No
--Lied that no, really, it's okay you can't get the glitter out...
~ Wanted to kiss me?: Yes
~ Wanted to kill me?: No
--Wanted to not kill me exactly, but definitely wanted to lock me in a closet until the whining stopped? No, unless there was Godiva chocolate in there.
--Wanted to rub my feet? You can, you know, I'll let you... Wash them in bath goop, maybe
~ Broke my heart?: I'm a guy, I don't know these things.
--Kidnapped my sock-monkey and tied him into a square knot because it was funny? Never
~ Kept something important from me?: Maybe. Have I told you I'm married?
~ Thought I was unbearably annoying?:(Well, that's most people) Never
--Thought I was a good soul for putting up with you when you were unbearably annoying? Yes!
--Thought it was a little scary that I had so much yarn in the house... Wouldn't know

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Awwww...what sweet answers!
*scrolls down page*
Hmmmm...I bet you wanted to kidnap the sock-monkey, though...everybody wants my monkey, dammit!!!


and I'm out of Cheeze-whiz. Again.:)