The funniest thing I've seen at workies all week...

[msfledermaus]

...I had a lady going *poke poke poke* to a glass case with some Egyptian jewelry in it. I asked her nicely to stop poking the glass, and she said, "I had a past-life regression and that was MY bracelet! I'm just showing my friend; is that okay with you?"

At least Cleopatra stopped poking the glass window after that. Definitely the weirdest thing of the week...

Comments

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Fascist totalitarian gestapo guards!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

This calls for a poem. Where's my biro?

Why can't I poke, pig?
This is no joke, pig!
Cleopatra reborn shall not be trampled underfoot by the fascist lackeys of the man!

[silentbob037.livejournal.com]

That's one of those moments that you wish that you had your own reality show to record the moment for posterity.

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

that's hilARious!
but she is mistaken,
it was MY bracelet.
beyotch. *snort*

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

Hehe... I'll have to remember that next time I want to do something odd in a museum ;)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh god, stop cribbing your poetry from Rick of the Young Ones!!!

Fascist!!!

*snicker*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

ohhhhyeah....I'm gonna have LOTS of stories, I think!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ooh, maybe I could pitch it to someone....hmmm, what would I call it?

"Polyester Blazers--they itch, they care!"

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

The funny thing was...it was a necklace...
*snigger*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Don't do it!!! the guards will slap you silly! Or just want to , whichever!

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

But it will give them something to talk about later on :)