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...Really I was, with a big provacative title and a list of grieviances a mile long. It would have been cathartic and a great relief to get off my chest, even though the NSA would have been all over it like wasps on a jelly doughnut. (Oh yeah, like they aren't already probably listening to my phonecalls, which mostly involve ordering sheep wool in some form or another. I hope I bore the socks off them.)
But I just realized I can distill the whole thing down to something really simple and short:
Dear Sir;
You are a big stupid selfish arrogant bullying dickweed, and so are all of your stupid political and corporate friends. I hope we impeach the crap out of all of you ASAP, so we can at least think about trying to dig ourselves out of the giant hole you dropped us all into before the planet melts and we all start having radioactive kids, whether we want 'em or not.
Most sincerely, Ms Maus, who intends to talk at length to complete strangers about string over the phone until my phone lines are safe again and you're all in jail...
/ranting
But I just realized I can distill the whole thing down to something really simple and short:
Dear Sir;
You are a big stupid selfish arrogant bullying dickweed, and so are all of your stupid political and corporate friends. I hope we impeach the crap out of all of you ASAP, so we can at least think about trying to dig ourselves out of the giant hole you dropped us all into before the planet melts and we all start having radioactive kids, whether we want 'em or not.
Most sincerely, Ms Maus, who intends to talk at length to complete strangers about string over the phone until my phone lines are safe again and you're all in jail...
/ranting