I was going to write this big long rant about Our President...

[msfledermaus]

...Really I was, with a big provacative title and a list of grieviances a mile long. It would have been cathartic and a great relief to get off my chest, even though the NSA would have been all over it like wasps on a jelly doughnut. (Oh yeah, like they aren't already probably listening to my phonecalls, which mostly involve ordering sheep wool in some form or another. I hope I bore the socks off them.)

But I just realized I can distill the whole thing down to something really simple and short:


Dear Sir;

You are a big stupid selfish arrogant bullying dickweed, and so are all of your stupid political and corporate friends. I hope we impeach the crap out of all of you ASAP, so we can at least think about trying to dig ourselves out of the giant hole you dropped us all into before the planet melts and we all start having radioactive kids, whether we want 'em or not.

Most sincerely, Ms Maus, who intends to talk at length to complete strangers about string over the phone until my phone lines are safe again and you're all in jail...



/ranting

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Here's where I get confused...what does impeachment actually accomplish? (I'm not trying to be cheeky. I just remember that Clinton was impeached, but he remained in office.)

[daruba.livejournal.com]

i think there's levels to it, and his was basically a censor.

he stayed in office but had no executive power

or something like that..

i think what the maus is looking for is the word "lynchment"

[daruba.livejournal.com]

not to be confused with the deliciousness of "lunchmeat"

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think that would be much better than impeachment, yessirree!

[emschin.livejournal.com]

A president is impeached when charges are brought against him by the House of Representatives. However, the trial is before the Senate and they can find him guilty or innocent.

The House brought charges against Clinton, but the Senate found him innocent. After that Clinton still had all the powers of office.

[daruba.livejournal.com]

it boggles the mind, doesn't it. The shit they say they're not pulling, then get caught pulling anyway.

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

I think that sums it up quite nicely.

And I think the word "dickweed" is under-appreciated in post-modern/post-constitutional vernacular, so I salute you twice for that alone.

[daruba.livejournal.com]

i prefer "cockholster"

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think both terms are extrememly useful for a wide variety of political reasons...Daruba's is a new one to me, though. I must use it often!

[daruba.livejournal.com]

cocksmokers works well

but i know many cocksmokers i adore (of both genders), so use it sparingly.

could be...

[gev.livejournal.com]

bore the socks off them.

The polite thing to do would be to offer to knit them some new ones.

Re: could be...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Only if they're steel wool socks, man...Mehhehheh...

[thedarkages]

Be careful. Your next batch of alpaca rovings might be bugged.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it already is....

EEEK!!! NSA sent robotic FLEAS!!!
*scratch scratch scratch!