Hands up, who likes ME?!?

[msfledermaus]

(I snuck up on Cynnerth and stole this from her. I was gonna instigate a round of no-talent-celebrity-tag, but this looked like fun, too... and if anyone still wants to play no-talent-celebrity-tag...tag--you're William Shatner, bebeh!)


*ahem* Anything in the blanks will do...

Dear Ms Mausi,

You have a nice __________.

You make me __________.

You should __________.

Someday I will __________.

You + me = __________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a __________ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be __________.

When I think of you I think of how you __________.

I just wanted you to know __________.

Love,

__________

(P.S.: __________.)

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms Mausi,

You have a nice __accordion___.

You make me ___wanna dance!

You should ___be paid top dollar for your homespun wool and wonderful arwork_.

Someday I will __smite your Queenly foes___.

You + me = __laughter__.

If I saw you now I'd __wonder what the heck you were doing standing there in my cubicle! (then jump up and down with joy)

I would build a __chocolate shrine__ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be __The Silly Song__.

When I think of you I think of how you __cook like a wizard__.

I just wanted you to know __that I love you dearly___.

Love,

__Cyn________

(P.S.: __Who should I blast with the Orbital Mind Control Laser today, Pinky?)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm....so many choices, so many choices...

Well, my ex-boss Ze Eeevil One is supposed to come to my work tonight:P
let's blast him and make him sing bad showtunes!!! In a tutu! With a live duck on his head!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, there's a setting for that...hold on...
*turns dial to Bad Showtune/Tutu/Live Duck On Head*

Ready!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hit it,Ma'am!!!
*Puts on goggles and shuts eyes really tight and plugs ears*

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

ZZZZZZZZAPPPPP!!!
*thrown backwards by the kick*
*blinks*
*looks at a few innocent bystanders who are now singing bad showtunes in tutus with ducks on their heads*

Did I get him?

[banana.livejournal.com]

Happy talky-talking, happy talk
Talk about things you like to do
You've got to have a dream [quack]
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true?

:: twirls ::

Hey! What's going on?

[quack]

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Whoa...went a little too far!

Ahhh, I see the problem.
*switches it off of International Terrorism*

Sorry, J!
Nice duck, though.
*stares at his legs under the tutu*

[banana.livejournal.com]

:: gives tutu to duck ::

There. That's better.



Oh, wait - if the duck has the tutu, what am I going to wear?

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Quick! Put on these pyjamas!

[banana.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm a nudie 'nana!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, very a-peeling!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I turn my back for two minutes and this is what I get.
*giggles really hard*

maaan, I love you pies--I mean, guys. Why did I say pies?
*shakes head*

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Mmmm pie!

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms Mausi,

You have a nice smile.

You make me happy, usually.

You should write a poem.

Someday I will surprise you.

You + me = an unknown quantity with lots of giggling.

If I saw you now I'd hug you tight.

I would build a spinning wheel just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be Froggy Went A Courtin'.

When I think of you I think of how you make lemonades out of lemons, I admire that.

I just wanted you to know you're unlike anyone else.

Love,

halfmoon_mollie

(P.S.: I have lots of fresh herbs.)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Heh... You're a doll, you are:) Someday we must have lotsa coffee...and lemonade...fresh lemons and everything:D

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms Mausi,

You have a nice new employer.
You make me pee my pants laughing.
You should never underestimate yourself.
Someday I will say hello in person.
You + me = Mauskhail.
If I saw you now I'd hug the breath outta you.
I would build a secret passageway just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be somehting by Rasputina. If I only could sing!
When I think of you I think of how you are so freaking talented.
I just wanted you to know that I rilly do miss you.

Love,

...Mikhail

(P.S.: I'll send you an e-mail shortly. No, I wasn't calling you "Shorty")

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't you call me shorty....I'll whack you with my bad tie.

Monday I might be mostly uncosncious, but I'll try to at least give a call:)

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Yah!! give me a call Monday evening. I might be hard at work (in the hotel bar swimming in beer) but I'll have my mobile on me... any time except 9-9:30PM. I have a hot phone date with M'Luv.

That clip-on could put out an eye... but could it put out the cat for once? I know, it's a stretch, but my delete key isn't working today :@

[banana.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms Mausi,

You have a nice way of throwing tiki parties *just* when required.

You make me feel like a natural woman.

You should stop it at once, you minx.

Someday I will fly away, leave all this to yesterday.

You + me = more than the sum of the parts.

If I saw you now I'd say "I'm sure I recognise that woman from somewhere".

I would build a Lego space ship just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be tuneless but heartfelt.

When I think of you I think of how you make me fill in these bloody underlined bits.

I just wanted you to know that your socks are in the post.

Love,

'Nana

(P.S.: Arrr, me hearties!)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*falls over with the laughing*

You poor thing...i didn't mean to set the Orbital Mind control laser on "fill in these bloody underlined bits"...though if I'd thought of it, I would have at least considered that setting...