msfledermaus | A "Forbidden Zone" moment...

(I usually don't quote much from songs, but this has to be done...)

(Scary trampy semi-arabic music)

When I turned twelve, poppa said,
"Little woman, better get yourself a wife...
C'os you're too mean for a man, so clean up your life!!!
And if she's the devil,
You know she'll be your friend!"

When I turned 13 I spat in my poppa's eye,
and went to find my man, cos I couldn't find a wife;
I spreadeagled in a lotta towns,
and couldn't find no man to lay me down;
they were so busy, cock-a-doodle-doin'
well, they couldn't hold me dowwwwnn...

So I grew up lonesome, knowing there would be no man,
or woman to get me going through this life...

"Cos i was hatched out of a witche's egg, and doomed to fly high.....

Like a crane with no legs--
I lay down with the Devil and his sidekick Mankind,
but something called lovin' made me hunger inside.....

So I went to the lord and I asked him for more,
than what this place could offer;
I lay down with him and I had to grin
'cos he was a child in a flower;
So thanks to the lord I am set free, my lover is the trade winds that blow me out to sea;
My life is like nobody else's there's only one of meeeee....

'Cos I was hatched out of a witches egg,
and doomed to fly high....
like a crane with no legs....

(Arrr arrrr!)

Yes, it's a very weird song. But so catchy!!!

Ms Eff, feeling slightly trampy and grouchy.