I'm making a decent pot of cawfee at workies...

[msfledermaus]

...The cow-irker I call the Beverage Dictator is on jury duty, apparently, so the coffee machine is free for a Maus to tamper with as she damn well pleases...

...so Swiss Chocolate Mocha all around, baby!!

*sniffs the air and smiles contentedly*

Though I must say, I pity the courthouse. Not that the Beverage Dictator is a bad man, mind you...just...crazy. Really crazy. Constantly writing manifestos kind of crazy. He's a frustrated artist in his--50's, I believe, and so his need for control and acknowledgement just spill over any and all boundaries. He's obsessive about making (not very good) coffee in the breakroom, and throws out anyone else's attempts at caffeination. Thus the title "Beverage Dictator."

But for now...free at last! Free at last! Free and very very awake at last!!!
*schlurp*

Comments

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

In the face of the coffee Nazis, I find that a clandestine batch of French Underground Roast goes best :)

BTW, Hitler was a frustrated artist, too...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yep...and I fear a similar fate for the beverage dictator...trying for beverage domination and dying under a load of coffee beans in a bunker somewhere...

What, that's not how that happened?